Lady Syrenna von Tramp, Problem Solver

You've all heard of us; counsellors, shrinks, psychotherapists, agony aunts, and anything else you may choose to call us, but right here and now you are about to meet your very own KMC Councelless, Lady Syrenna.

Issues, anxieties, doubts, worries, paranoia, nervousness, I can cure all mental ailments.

Come inside, lay yourself down on my leather sofa and allow me to work my miraculous magic on your tortured souls.

*rolls skirt up a few inches, places spectacles on nose and perches on the edge of the desk, clipboard at the ready, pen poised and concentrated expression firmly in place*

😂

You have no issues, you are happy with yourself and will continue to cause havoc in everyone else's lives. Good day eyes

Originally posted by Syren
You have no issues, you are happy with yourself and will continue to cause havoc in everyone else's lives. Good day eyes

If you think that is best... I will continue to may peoples lives miserable

*strolls in* Hey, know where i can find the ..... icon5 HOT DANG GURL, YOU DA BOOOMB!!!!!!! droolio

~wickerman~

ok its like i grew wings and i wonder how do i get them to grow?

heres a pictur

Originally posted by Wickerman
*strolls in* Hey, know where i can find the ..... icon5 HOT DANG GURL, YOU DA BOOOMB!!!!!!! droolio

~wickerman~

Hey!!!! thats my make believe dream woman you are gauking at.....

would you like some waffles?

If you don't mind, Mr Wicker!! nono I am very obviously in the process of aiding another of my patients. If you could, for one moment, think about someone other than your selfish self, we may just get round to ridding the earth of you and your problems. 'K? Thank you.

*pushes wicker out and slams the door*

Mr Jakk, I'm so glad you're here... if you wouldn't mind taking a seat in the waiting room with that detestable piece of human filth? Good, thanks, bye 😊

Originally posted by Syren
If you don't mind, Mr Wicker!! nono I am very obviously in the process of aiding another of my patients. If you could, for one moment, think about someone other than your selfish self, we may just get round to ridding the earth of you and your problems. 'K? Thank you.

*pushes wicker out and slams the door*

Well, ok, but...but...but.. *gets thrown out* I AIN'T POLISHIN DAT MONKEY FO' YO' AZZ NO MO' GURL!!!!!! 😠

(is refering to the jade monkey Syren has on her desk 😉 )

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Syren
Mr Jakk, I'm so glad you're here... if you wouldn't mind taking a seat in the waiting room with that detestable piece of human filth? Good, thanks, bye 😊

do i have to sit near him????

cant i sit on his lap like a good little man?

My jade monkey is extremely precious to me, I have it cleaned by a professional naughty

Please, gentlemen, I will be but a moment.

Mr Spoony, are we quite finished here today? eyes

Originally posted by justjakk
do i have to sit near him????

cant i sit on his lap like a good little man?

*sigh* If you so wish, but I suggest you lay some kind of protective material down first 😄

Originally posted by Syren
*sigh* If you so wish, but I suggest you lay some kind of protective material down first 😄

hay hay hay....i dont swing that way.....i'll go sit under the table then 😱

Ok, table is good 😑

Oh dear, I really have my work cut out here today 🙄

So, thus far we have Mr Spoony, who seems to have disappeared... I do hope he's not drinking from my toilet again.. and then we have Mr Wicker *shudder* and then we have Mr Jakk.

Ok, Mr Wicker, I'm ready for you now!

*stalks back into office*

What now?... just dropped off....... *shakes fist at window*

*knocks on door*

*trips over Mr Spoony*

Oh crap, there goes my Gucci stockings!! 😠

*takes deep breaths and grabs Marlboro's*

Mr Spoony, if you're quite finished! Please, make yourself useful and get me an espresso....

Mr Wicker, are you ready?

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
*knocks on door*

Well, hello Mr Nauj... please find a seat, I will be with you momentarily 😄

*knocks on door harder* "why isnt this beatch answering me" ? 😠