The best present to buy your girlfriend EVER!

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tabby999 Music Idiot apparently

The best present to buy your girlfriend EVER!

you have to talk to your girlfriend before you buy this, but if shes cool, a vibrator is THE best present you can ever buy your girlfriend. anyone with a little spare cash and a open relationship, go now!

Deano Senior Member

why would my gf need a vibrator when she has me 😎

ShaKoon Restricted

that is sick, did you try that on your GF? (i will post on this, if you post on my forums)

Royal Knight gay o' time

😐

digipus Senior Member

i agree... totally gross

justjakk Evil Bunny

yeah. thats not really a good present.

the good present is proof that you didnt sleep with that other girl

Royal Knight gay o' time

😐

Deano Senior Member

lol

dave123 Funny Boy

If "vibrator" is another word for "condoms", then that's a pretty good idea 😄

Wickerman The Evanghelist

I dunno what the best present from my POV is 😬 But most my gfs keep asking me for something called a "pre-nuptial agreement" thingy...i have no idea what it is, but sure honey, i'll sign it 👆 😆

~wickerman~

Fionnuala Wisdomous

Originally posted by tabby999
you have to talk to your girlfriend before you buy this, but if shes cool, a vibrator is THE best present you can ever buy your girlfriend. anyone with a little spare cash and a open relationship, go now!
You've just revealed your sexual inadequacy for all the forum to see..well done sir 😊 👆

Royal Knight gay o' time

Originally posted by dave123
If "vibrator" is another word for "condoms", then that's a pretty good idea 😄

whoa 😱

I do not think you would like it Spencer 😆

tabby999 Music Idiot apparently
Originally posted by Deano
why would my gf need a vibrator when she has me 😎

true, but its always fun to bring another "option" so to speak into the bedroom.

and to all the people who think its "sick" did you know that over 40% of women in Aus own a vibrator? its not like i gave her AIDs as a present

digipus Senior Member

I got 2

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justjakk Evil Bunny

Originally posted by digipus
I got 2

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boinyoinfoing..... 😱

dave123 Funny Boy

I've got a few, to be honest.

....the wonders of an Xbox controller with a vibrate function droolio

justjakk Evil Bunny

Originally posted by dave123
I've got a few, to be honest.

....the wonders of an Xbox controller with a vibrate function droolio

😆 💃 💃 😆

hh? Aesculapius

you cant just rely on one gift (eventhough the vibrator might work for some girls...)

steps:

1. buy her Dolchi Gabanna perfume

2. take her out to movies

3. dinner at a fancy resturaunt

4. cruise around a little and make her laugh

5. sex (hopefully)

😐

hh? Aesculapius

Originally posted by dave123
I've got a few, to be honest.

....the wonders of an Xbox controller with a vibrate function droolio

😆 😮‍💨

Wickerman The Evanghelist

Originally posted by dave123
I've got a few, to be honest.

....the wonders of an Xbox controller with a vibrate function droolio

Dude, that's fukking sick 😬

............use the mobile phone's vibrate function..it's better 😉 👆 😆

~wickerman~