The best present to buy your girlfriend EVER!

Someone's been watching Ali G 😛

Originally posted by Wickerman
Dude, that's fukking sick 😬

............use the mobile phone's vibrate function..it's better 😉 👆 😆

~wickerman~

😂

"they got those chairs with the vibrator function......

😗 i admit to nothing 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
😗 i admit to nothing 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

yeah yeah..nice try wick

Originally posted by justjakk
yeah yeah..nice try wick

I'd buy her a Joe Dassin/Barry White compilation CD, and easily replaceable bedsheets 😬 ............

~wickerman~

Can't go wrong with some Baz!

Originally posted by dave123
Can't go wrong with some Baz!

Yep....and the trick is to put multiple bedsheets on the bed so when you're done you can just toss one aside and use the next, giving you more time and less hassle when you have the time for several sessions of hot sweaty drippin sex.......... 😐 .........shut up 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

That kind of thinking is what you get from a true genius! Who needs semi-molecular bio chemical astro physics when you can improve your sex life THAT easily? 😱

Originally posted by Wickerman
I'd buy her a Joe Dassin/Barry White compilation CD, and easily replaceable bedsheets 😬 ............

~wickerman~

yanno there was some dude who took cotton candy and knitted out swimsuits

when the females got into the water, they melted...

u could get her one of those

Originally posted by dave123
That kind of thinking is what you get from a true genius! Who needs semi-molecular bio chemical astro physics when you can improve your sex life THAT easily? 😱

There's a lot more sex tricks where THAT one came from Sir eyes

~wickerman~

Do any of them involve setting the phone to vibrate, with the ringtone set to "You're The First..."

Originally posted by tabby999
you have to talk to your girlfriend before you buy this, but if shes cool, a vibrator is THE best present you can ever buy your girlfriend. anyone with a little spare cash and a open relationship, go now!

Originally posted by dave123
Do any of them involve setting the phone to vibrate, with the ringtone set to "You're The First..."

I have no idea what you're talking about, but don't stop beeping me on my cellphone 😖hifty:

Anyway, nighty night you sick pervs, time for this old bastard to hit the sack 👆

~wickerman~

Night night you 😛

And you better not answer, I'm not wasting valuable credit on you schmoll

dont see people questioning anyone whos admitted to having a vibrators sexual adequacy...nothing like a little double standards to make your morning