How do you like your Pussy?
listen to this. the security guard at my job, a really cool guy, walked into work tonight and told me his dad tried to kill him. he said he was playing a game called "hide the cat" with his nephew. they take his mom's cat, hide it somewhere in their house (like a closet or something) and the other has to find it. well, the guard hid the cat in the oven. the oven was not in use, so it was supposedly safe. after his nephew failed to find the cat, they forget to retrieve it from the oven. anyways, the guard is getting ready for work, when he notices a nasty singed hair smell. he walks in the kitchen and sees that she had started baking a cake!!!!! the cat was still inside the damn oven!!! 😆