How do you like your Pussy?

That and when you yawn in public, and have that stupid ass look on your face when people face you to talk.

or when drool comes out of your mouth for no reason.

Shaved or waxed 🙂

Wouldn't she notice the cat when she put the cake in the oven?

shaved!!! mr. bigglesworth!!!

I'm not that big on pussy, shaved I guess, it's easier to go in and out.

What kind of cake was it? 😐

in the end? cat flavored. i asked him tonight what became of the cat, and he said it was fried.

😆

i asked the guard why he hid it there, and he said he has no idea.

mmmm tasty

i miss my pussy 🙁

are we talking about an actual cat?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
shaved!!! mr. bigglesworth!!!

The inuenndos are getting boring now.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
listen to this. the security guard at my job, a really cool guy, walked into work tonight and told me his dad tried to kill him. he said he was playing a game called "hide the cat" with his nephew. they take his mom's cat, hide it somewhere in their house (like a closet or something) and the other has to find it. well, the guard hid the cat in the oven. the oven was not in use, so it was supposedly safe. after his nephew failed to find the cat, they forget to retrieve it from the oven. anyways, the guard is getting ready for work, when he notices a nasty singed hair smell. he walks in the kitchen and sees that she had started baking a cake!!!!! the cat was still inside the damn oven!!! 😆