The fanboy test part 2...(special edition)

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Re: The fanboy test part 2...(special edition)

Part1: List what batman should have on him in a no prep battle.
Ok, well Batrangs first. Grappling hook, smoke bombs, possibly some tear or sleep gas pellets. Probably has an emergency medical kit on his belt, as well as other utilities, like detective kit, lockpick kit, stuff like that. His suit is made out of kevlar I think, so its bullet resistant, but no were near bullet proof. I think thats everything, Batman isnt known for anything else, without prep.

Part2: Who can batman beat in a no prep match:
He has: ( gas, batarangs, 3 grenades, grappling hook, stun gun, taser, rope, and a stick of gum)

Nightwing yes
Batgirl (cass) I gonna say yes just to start trouble with her fanboys
Robin yes
Deathstroke no
Deadpool no
Wolverine Tough one. Im going to say no. Without prep, Batman is more likely to leave the battle once he "scouts" out Wolverine's healing factor, and come back after prep
Taskmaster no
Daredevil no
Elecktra yes
BlackCat yes
Catwoman yes
Spiderman no
Venom no
Carnage no
Namor no
Storm no
Cyclops yes, and before everyone starts in with "omg he to0k vizor off bl0wn w0rlD uP!!!!1111!!panelwentred!!!!!!" I say yes because Batman could probably use smoke bombs and stealth to get in on cyke, and while Cyke posses close range skills, I dont see Batman jobbing to Cyke.
Shadowcat no
Colossus no
Thing no
Dock Ock yes
Mr. Fantastic no
Invisible Woman no
Human Torch no
Iceman no
Superman no
Supergirl no
Krypto yes
Thanos no
Silver Surfer no
Tyrant no
Zarathos no
Mephisto no
Dormammu no
Omega Red no
Shuma Gorath no
1 sentinel A single sentinel? I think he could figure something out off the cuff, yes
Tri Sentinel An uber-sentinel? Man, been a while since I thought about one, Im fuzzy on their abilities, Im gonna say he could probably figure something out, although I may retrocon it later once I relearn on him
Cosmic Spiderman no
Hulk no
She Hulk no
Havok yes, same reason against Cyke
Jean Grey Hmm, hard question since normal Jean's power has been inconsistent as far as telepathic goes over the years. Im gonna say if she can sense his mind and read it, then yes, because she cant be snuck up on. If she is TK only then Batman could take her.
Xavier no
Juggernaut no
Donald Duck yes
Sabretooth no
Galactus no
Living Tribunal no
Spectre no
TOAA no
Flash no
Martian Manhunter no
Green Lantern (John) no
Booster Gold yes, I think he could figure something out. The dude hung out with Blue Beetle for crying out load, thats not that impressive

I was surprised with the amount of nos
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Part 3: If batman has 1 day prep inside the batcave (no help from outside sources), and 1 million dollar resources, what can he make?

He could probably make alot of things in a day. Mod his suit, make some new handheld weapons using a variety of sources, make some chemicals and stuff. He probably could also mod his vehicles, while he couldnt make another one, in a day.

Now, Im a bit confused here, do you mean all the stuff he could make in a single day time limit, like a build off, and use it against the following, or give a list of things that he COULD make in a day. Anyway

Part4: using that equipment, can he beat the following:

Nightwing yes
Batgirl (cass) yes
Robin yes
Deathstroke yes, with some prep I think he could get some things together that would give him an edge against Deathstroke
Deadpool No, I think his healing factor is too strong
Wolverine Yes, easily, if he has info on him. If he knew about the nature of the healing factor, he probably would concoct some chemicals to even the field. Perhaps darts filled with very deadly disease, or acidic gas or something. His healing factor would then be busy trying to heal the disease, or stop the acid from eating Wolverine's flesh, and thus be weakened for the fight with Batman.
Taskmaster No, with prep batman really cant gain an edge on taskmaster.
Daredevil yes, if he has intell. He could confuse DD's sonic senses
Elecktra yes
BlackCat yes
Catwoman yes
Spiderman No, because there really isnt a way batman can control the Spidersense
Venom yes, batman can take advantage of his weakness
Carnage yes, but closer battle. Batman could take advantage of his weakness, although Carnage is a bit more, wild to fight.
Namor Not if namor is smart
Storm Maybe. It would depend on if Batman can figure out a way to exploit Storm's claustrophobia. I cant think of one though so Im going to say no
Cyclops yes, with prep maybe Bats could construct a suit of that ruby stuff that his visor is made of. I dunno.
Shadowcat No, no way to take counteract her power
Colossus No, I dont think Batman has the resources to create something to hurt colossus in a day
Thing I can only see this happening if Batman can analyze the cosmic rock and find a weakness. Ive never heard of a weakness to the rock though, so Im going to say no
Dock Ock yes
Mr. Fantastic Only if batman can analyze and find a weakness, which i dont think happens, so no
Invisible Woman A better fight with prep. Batman could in theory create a device that he could use to see Inivisble woman (bending light, or heat vision, or somehting like that. But then he has to go up against the force fields, which I dont see him beating. no
Human Torch he could try to think something up, but I dont think Batman can really think of a way to get passed the powers. no
Iceman Old Iceman maybe, new, no
Superman yes, since its been done before. Batman can exploit the weakness
Supergirl yes, same as above
Krypto yes
Thanos no, no weakness to exploit
Silver Surfer no same as thanos
Tyrant no
Zarathos no
Mephisto no
Dormammu no although i dont know much about the last this guy, tyrant, or zarathos
Omega Red I dont think Batman can research that death virus and come up with a way to block it in a day
Shuma Gorath no
1 sentinel yes
Tri Sentinel yes
Cosmic Spiderman no
Hulk no
She Hulk no
Havok yes
Jean Grey same as last time
Xavier no
Juggernaut no
Donald Duck yes
Sabretooth yes, same as wolverine
Galactus no
Living Tribunal no
Spectre no
TOAA no
Flash Hmm, I think he could set a trap or something, yes.
Martian Manhunter no, no way to get past the powers
Green Lantern (John) If this is the Green Lantern thats weak against yellow, then yes. Otherwise, no
Booster Gold yes

Now, am I a batfanboy?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
there appears to be some things floating around about batman and cass cains martial arts skills. according to the official dc comics encyclopedia,.........even they don't f****** know. cass is declared the greatest martial artist in her profile, and batman is stated as possibly being the greatest martial artist in the world in his. let me just say that:
batman is cass physical superior
cass lost some of her prowess to learn language
batman is officially the greatest fighter in the dc universe
batgirl is batmans sidekick for a reason

He's more popular of course.

Re: Re: The fanboy test part 2...(special edition)

Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Part1: List what batman should have on him in a no prep battle.
Ok, well Batrangs first. Grappling hook, smoke bombs, possibly some tear or sleep gas pellets. Probably has an emergency medical kit on his belt, as well as other utilities, like detective kit, lockpick kit, stuff like that. His suit is made out of kevlar I think, so its bullet resistant, but no were near bullet proof. I think thats everything, Batman isnt known for anything else, without prep.

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Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Part2: Who can batman beat in a no prep match:
He has: ( gas, batarangs, 3 grenades, grappling hook, stun gun, taser, rope, and a stick of gum)

Nightwing yes
Batgirl (cass) I gonna say yes just to start trouble with her fanboys
Robin yes
Deathstroke no
Deadpool no
Wolverine Tough one. Im going to say no. Without prep, Batman is more likely to leave the battle once he "scouts" out Wolverine's healing factor, and come back after prep
Taskmaster no
Daredevil no
Elecktra yes
BlackCat yes
Catwoman yes
Spiderman no
Venom no
Carnage no
Namor no
Storm no
Cyclops yes, and before everyone starts in with "omg he to0k vizor off bl0wn w0rlD uP!!!!1111!!panelwentred!!!!!!" I say yes because Batman could probably use smoke bombs and stealth to get in on cyke, and while Cyke posses close range skills, I dont see Batman jobbing to Cyke.
Shadowcat no
Colossus no
Thing no
Dock Ock yes
Mr. Fantastic no
Invisible Woman no
Human Torch no
Iceman no
Superman no
Supergirl no
Krypto yes
Thanos no
Silver Surfer no
Tyrant no
Zarathos no
Mephisto no
Dormammu no
Omega Red no
Shuma Gorath no
1 sentinel A single sentinel? I think he could figure something out off the cuff, yes
Tri Sentinel An uber-sentinel? Man, been a while since I thought about one, Im fuzzy on their abilities, Im gonna say he could probably figure something out, although I may retrocon it later once I relearn on him
Cosmic Spiderman no
Hulk no
She Hulk no
Havok yes, same reason against Cyke
Jean Grey Hmm, hard question since normal Jean's power has been inconsistent as far as telepathic goes over the years. Im gonna say if she can sense his mind and read it, then yes, because she cant be snuck up on. If she is TK only then Batman could take her.
Xavier no
Juggernaut no
Donald Duck yes
Sabretooth no
Galactus no
Living Tribunal no
Spectre no
TOAA no
Flash no
Martian Manhunter no
Green Lantern (John) no
Booster Gold yes, I think he could figure something out. The dude hung out with Blue Beetle for crying out load, thats not that impressive

I was surprised with the amount of nos [/B][/QUOTE]

I disagree with cyke, I mean he has been trained to shoot quite well under various conditions.

I also disagree with sentinel, with the limited resources, and tri sentinel caused Cosmic Spiderman trouble.

Krypto, nah.
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Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Part 3: If batman has 1 day prep inside the batcave (no help from outside sources), and 1 million dollar resources, what can he make?

He could probably make alot of things in a day. Mod his suit, make some new handheld weapons using a variety of sources, make some chemicals and stuff. He probably could also mod his vehicles, while he couldnt make another one, in a day.

Now, Im a bit confused here, do you mean all the stuff he could make in a single day time limit, like a build off, and use it against the following, or give a list of things that he COULD make in a day. Anyway

He can do either.

Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Part4: using that equipment, can he beat the following:

Nightwing yes
Batgirl (cass) yes
Robin yes
Deathstroke yes, with some prep I think he could get some things together that would give him an edge against Deathstroke
Deadpool No, I think his healing factor is too strong
Wolverine Yes, easily, if he has info on him. If he knew about the nature of the healing factor, he probably would concoct some chemicals to even the field. Perhaps darts filled with very deadly disease, or acidic gas or something. His healing factor would then be busy trying to heal the disease, or stop the acid from eating Wolverine's flesh, and thus be weakened for the fight with Batman.
Taskmaster No, with prep batman really cant gain an edge on taskmaster.
Daredevil yes, if he has intell. He could confuse DD's sonic senses
Elecktra yes
BlackCat yes
Catwoman yes
Spiderman No, because there really isnt a way batman can control the Spidersense
Venom yes, batman can take advantage of his weakness
Carnage yes, but closer battle. Batman could take advantage of his weakness, although Carnage is a bit more, wild to fight.
Namor Not if namor is smart
Storm Maybe. It would depend on if Batman can figure out a way to exploit Storm's claustrophobia. I cant think of one though so Im going to say no
Cyclops yes, with prep maybe Bats could construct a suit of that ruby stuff that his visor is made of. I dunno.
Shadowcat No, no way to take counteract her power
Colossus No, I dont think Batman has the resources to create something to hurt colossus in a day
Thing I can only see this happening if Batman can analyze the cosmic rock and find a weakness. Ive never heard of a weakness to the rock though, so Im going to say no
Dock Ock yes
Mr. Fantastic Only if batman can analyze and find a weakness, which i dont think happens, so no
Invisible Woman A better fight with prep. Batman could in theory create a device that he could use to see Inivisble woman (bending light, or heat vision, or somehting like that. But then he has to go up against the force fields, which I dont see him beating. no
Human Torch he could try to think something up, but I dont think Batman can really think of a way to get passed the powers. no
Iceman Old Iceman maybe, new, no
Superman yes, since its been done before. Batman can exploit the weakness
Supergirl yes, same as above
Krypto yes
Thanos no, no weakness to exploit
Silver Surfer no same as thanos
Tyrant no
Zarathos no
Mephisto no
Dormammu no although i dont know much about the last this guy, tyrant, or zarathos
Omega Red I dont think Batman can research that death virus and come up with a way to block it in a day
Shuma Gorath no
1 sentinel yes
Tri Sentinel yes
Cosmic Spiderman no
Hulk no
She Hulk no
Havok yes
Jean Grey same as last time
Xavier no
Juggernaut no
Donald Duck yes
Sabretooth yes, same as wolverine
Galactus no
Living Tribunal no
Spectre no
TOAA no
Flash Hmm, I think he could set a trap or something, yes.
Martian Manhunter no, no way to get past the powers
Green Lantern (John) If this is the Green Lantern thats weak against yellow, then yes. Otherwise, no
Booster Gold yes

Now, am I a batfanboy?

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I don't think there'd be one for flash, and how would he exploit superman and supergirl?

If Trisentinel was that strong, then I dont think Bats could beat him.

A normal sentinel can go down easily against the Xmen, but you do have a good point about his resources being a bit limited in these fights. I was just picturing him doing something similar to wolverine and getting on the back and finding a way to switch off destroy the processor.

I think the win/loss in the flash fight would focus on the flash more than batman. Batman could figure something to TRY out, but wether or not the flash would fall for it would rely on whoever was righting at the time, because Flash doesnt seem to always be doing this to his potential.

He would exploit Superman and girl with Kryptonite Knuckles.

The only thing is that, Supes/girl can go FAAAAAAAR away, and just heat vision them...

Yeah but Batman would be like "Oh wait I was just playing superman, i wanted to test your fighting skills" and superman would be like "Oh, ok Batman, you rascal you, Ill come down" and then Batman would be like "OMG KRYPTONITE TO THE FACE!"

ok Cord... you asked me to take the test... i did (end of page 1) .... where's my evaluation?

Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Yeah but Batman would be like "Oh wait I was just playing superman, i wanted to test your fighting skills" and superman would be like "Oh, ok Batman, you rascal you, Ill come down" and then Batman would be like "OMG KRYPTONITE TO THE FACE!"

Nah he knows batman is sneaky, they write him dumb like that against weaker people.

Re: Re: The fanboy test part 2...(special edition)

Originally posted by Scoobless
it's like .... 4 tests ..... 😠

clothes, cape, bat symbol, boots, cowl, 😛 ... lol... a few battarangs, grappler, a couple smoke bombs, knockout gas?, bat-car keys, swiss army knife (he really should have one), possibly a gas mask, a few explosives


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Originally posted by Scoobless
Nightwing----------yes
Batgirl (cass)------yes
Robin---------------yes (if he can't beat people he trained he should retire)
Deathstroke-------no
Deadpool----------sometimes
Wolverine----------on occasion.... less than 50/50
Taskmaster--------no
Daredevil-----------50/50
Elecktra-------------60/40 (in Bat's favour)
BlackCat------------yes
Catwoman----------yes
Spiderman----------no
Venom--------------lol....NO
Carnage------------nope
Namor--------------maybe 1-2/10...Cap did it
Storm---------------depends on situation
Cyclops-------------yes
Shadowcat----------yes... by using smoke/gas attacks
Colossus------------um... no
Thing----------------not likely
Dock Ock-----------he's got a chance if he uses ranged attacks... Ock 75/25
Mr. Fantastic--------no
Invisible Woman---no... maybe... if he gets lucky at the start
Human Torch-------no
Iceman--------------no
Superman-----------yes.... wait...no
Supergirl-------------nuh uh
Krypto----------------lol.... he'll get chewed up like Sabretooth's slippers
Thanos---------------not a hope in hell... even with prep
Silver Surfer---------never
Tyrant----------------no
Zarathos-------------still not sure who this is... but i'll guess no
Mephisto-------------no
Dormammu---------no
Omega Red---------no
Shuma Gorath------no
1 sentinel------------sentinels aren't that bright.... he could manage something... sentinel 60/40
Tri Sentinel----------no
Cosmic Spiderman-no
Hulk------------------no
She Hulk-------------no
Havok----------------yes
Jean Grey------------if she didn't see him as a threat then he could... but Jean takes 90%
Xavier----------------no
Juggernaut-----------no
Donald Duck---------in full on Duck rage? who knows
Sabretooth-----------old ST maybe, improved ST no
Galactus--------------no
Living Tribunal-------no
Spectre---------------if Spectre doesn't get orders Blue Beetle could b!tch slap him...😄
TOAA------------------no
Flash-------------------no
Martian Manhunter----no
Green Lantern (John)-no
Booster Gold----------don't know too much about him.... maybe

chicken korma?

NO!...... well.... maybe if he poisoned the korma and invited them all round for dinner...... 😮‍💨

How is he beating cyke and kitty, I'm sure they train against smoke often, he doesn't really have the supplies for a sentinel.

Namor, convince me.

Sorry I missed it, others may have started posting when I got back.

Re: Re: Re: The fanboy test part 2...(special edition)

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
How is he beating cyke and kitty, I'm sure they train against smoke often, he doesn't really have the supplies for a sentinel.

Namor, convince me.

Cyke and Kitty may be trained against smoke/gas... but they still have to breath so at the very least it throws them off balance... and Batman can use any moment of that to get a knockout.... with Kitty he'll have to keep the pressure up and make sure there is gas around when she becomes tangible... (she can't breath while intangible can she?)

Sentinel.... well.... they're pretty dumb most of the time, he could potentially use his grappler to get onto one and plant explosives around it's neck.... i only gave him 4/10 for that one

Namor... Cap defeated Namor useing nerve strikes (maybe he shouldn't be able to ... but he did) Bat's can do the same ... and he also has the gas & explosives to fall back on... again... i only gave him 1-2/10

Cyke could just nail the grenade,I think they're trained for that stuff.

he can only nail what he can see in time..... Batman is a trained ninja... i'm sure he could deliver a smoke bomb... especially if he sets off something else as a distraction

Nah, not in plain view....

Whats your chances for that to happen?

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Nah, not in plain view....

Whats your chances for that to happen?

who said anything about plain view?.... either way... if bats throws an explosive to cykes right (that detonates when he shoots it) it'll cover the smoke bomb he throws at his feet... then he just has to follow that up with a battarang/gas/grappling hook to the face/tazer......

Thats too much for cyke to worry about...

Cykes well trained, but he does have a habbit of getting snuck up on, I wonder who is a member of the "I stole Cyclops' visor club.

The no prep fight just comes down to if Batman could sneak up on Cyke, and I think that it would vary so much on where the fight takes place that its a tough call to make.

Yea, cyke is made to look a fool alot, I wish he got more credit.

Its just the nature of the beast. These topics up here assume both parties use the powers the the utmost uber max, when the heroes in the comics never even fight like that. Superman beats everyone with speed blitzing or heat vision from 10 miles away, but he never fights like that in the comics. Flash can run around the world in a second, but heroes can hit him, even though if he is so fast then they could never dream about hitting him.

It seems to be a growing problem in comics. They are making the heroes and villians so strong that it doesnt make sense. If superman is so powerful, then why hasnt he defeated every single super villian yet? Why does he insist on getting in close range when he could simply heat vision them from space? If Pheonix is almost next to god, then how come she doesnt wipe evil from the universe? If Magneto can now control reality, then why cant he just wink all humans from existance, along with anyone that opposes his plans. If Batman is the worlds best martial arts, then how come Bane broke his back like it was a week old carrot? If the only thing controlling Cykes power is his visor, how come he hasnt duct taped that thing to his head? Just some things to thing about.

Character: Batman

Part1: List what batman should have on him in a no prep battle.

Infinite batarangs 😉, standard costume stuff (not the uber body armor stuff in the movie... being bulletproof makes him less badass), couple of 'nades, smoke bombs, knockout gas, gasmask, batgrapple, possibly a stun gun, lockpicks and detective stuff, Bat-anti-anti-Batman Gun.

Part2: Who can batman beat in a no prep match:
He has: ( gas, batarangs, 3 grenades, grappling hook, stun gun, taser, rope, and a stick of gum)

Nightwing- Ass kickage
Batgirl (cass)- Probably can about 7/10... she's better h2h, but Batman's a lot trickier.
Robin- 1 backhand for a Bat-win.
Deathstroke- Nope
Deadpool- Nope
Wolverine- 1 or 2/10
Taskmaster- Batman's pretty crafty. If Daredevil can trick this guy for a win, so can Batman 6/10.
Daredevil- Yes
Elecktra- Yes
BlackCat- Yes
Catwoman- Dear Diary... Jackpot. (win and a half if you know what I mean)
Spiderman- I doubt more than 1 or 2 lucky Bat-wins.
Venom- Ok, he's not that lucky.
Carnage- Steadily getting less lucky...
Namor- Ah crap. (says Batman)
Storm- If she's tied down and they don't start too far apart, maybe.
Cyclops- Same thing as Storm, but he'd need a thick metal blindfold.
Shadowcat- Finally, a yes. Not every time though...
Colossus- Ow.
Thing- Ow but slightly classier.
Dock Ock- Ow x4.
Mr. Fantastic- Nope.
Invisible Woman- But Batman's too cool to have his head 'sploded...
Human Torch- Or barbecued.
Iceman- Or frozen.
Superman- Stupid heat vision...
Supergirl- Stupid heat vision...
Krypto- And their little dog has heat vision too...
Thanos- Ow xBajillion
Silver Surfer- Ow x 1/2 bajillion
Tyrant- Ow x whatevers bigger than a bajillion
Zarathos- I'm done with numbers, I'm just gonna go back to ow.
Mephisto- Ow
Dormammu- Ow
Omega Red- Ow
Shuma Gorath- Ow
1 sentinel- They're damn stupid... 3/10
Tri Sentinel- Ow
Cosmic Spiderman- Ow with webs.
Hulk- Squish
She Hulk- Female squish
Havok- Melt
Jean Grey- Ow
Xavier- Mind rape ow
Juggernaut- ..... ow
Donald Duck- Batkick!
Sabretooth- Ow. Possible lucky 1...
Galactus- OW!
Living Tribunal- Blinking out of existance doesn't hurt, right?
Spectre- Same as LT. Though Bats would mess up a renegade Specre.
TOAA- See LT
Flash- OWowOWowOWowOWow (dies)
Martian Manhunter- Way too many ow possibilities
Green Lantern (John)- Same as MM, yet different.
Booster Gold- ZZZap.

Any attack noises that you wouldn't immediately associate with Batman are probably being used against him. The exception is Batkick. OW means he dies.
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Part 3: If batman has 1 day prep inside the batcave (no help from outside sources), and 1 million dollar resources, what can he make?

ANYTHING!!! (because he could actually make a lot of stuff, depending on the sitiation... but it would all be within reason, and $1 million isn't exactly a lot to Mr. Wayne. He wouldn't be blowing up planets, but he could proabably screw with some molecules or drop some heavy bombs)

Part4: using that equipment, can he beat the following:

To humor you, yes. To all. Seriously, he would do a little bit better against everybody, but wouldn't be beating any of the people that he has no chance against. He very well amy up the wins against people around Wolverine-Spiderman levels though.

Originally posted by Dizzle
Character: Batman

Part1: List what batman should have on him in a no prep battle.

Infinite batarangs 😉, standard costume stuff (not the uber body armor stuff in the movie... being bulletproof makes him less badass), couple of 'nades, smoke bombs, knockout gas, gasmask, batgrapple, possibly a stun gun, lockpicks and detective stuff, Bat-anti-anti-Batman Gun.

Lol, infinite batarangs, 🙄

Originally posted by Dizzle
Part2: Who can batman beat in a no prep match:
He has: ( gas, batarangs, 3 grenades, grappling hook, stun gun, taser, rope, and a stick of gum)

Nightwing- Ass kickage
Batgirl (cass)- Probably can about 7/10... she's better h2h, but Batman's a lot trickier.
Robin- 1 backhand for a Bat-win.
Deathstroke- Nope
Deadpool- Nope
Wolverine- 1 or 2/10
Taskmaster- Batman's pretty crafty. If Daredevil can trick this guy for a win, so can Batman 6/10.
Daredevil- Yes
Elecktra- Yes
BlackCat- Yes
Catwoman- Dear Diary... Jackpot. (win and a half if you know what I mean)
Spiderman- I doubt more than 1 or 2 lucky Bat-wins.
Venom- Ok, he's not that lucky.
Carnage- Steadily getting less lucky...
Namor- Ah crap. (says Batman)
Storm- If she's tied down and they don't start too far apart, maybe.
Cyclops- Same thing as Storm, but he'd need a thick metal blindfold.
Shadowcat- Finally, a yes. Not every time though...
Colossus- Ow.
Thing- Ow but slightly classier.
Dock Ock- Ow x4.
Mr. Fantastic- Nope.
Invisible Woman- But Batman's too cool to have his head 'sploded...
Human Torch- Or barbecued.
Iceman- Or frozen.
Superman- Stupid heat vision...
Supergirl- Stupid heat vision...
Krypto- And their little dog has heat vision too...
Thanos- Ow xBajillion
Silver Surfer- Ow x 1/2 bajillion
Tyrant- Ow x whatevers bigger than a bajillion
Zarathos- I'm done with numbers, I'm just gonna go back to ow.
Mephisto- Ow
Dormammu- Ow
Omega Red- Ow
Shuma Gorath- Ow
1 sentinel- They're damn stupid... 3/10
Tri Sentinel- Ow
Cosmic Spiderman- Ow with webs.
Hulk- Squish
She Hulk- Female squish
Havok- Melt
Jean Grey- Ow
Xavier- Mind rape ow
Juggernaut- ..... ow
Donald Duck- Batkick!
Sabretooth- Ow. Possible lucky 1...
Galactus- OW!
Living Tribunal- Blinking out of existance doesn't hurt, right?
Spectre- Same as LT. Though Bats would mess up a renegade Specre.
TOAA- See LT
Flash- OWowOWowOWowOWow (dies)
Martian Manhunter- Way too many ow possibilities
Green Lantern (John)- Same as MM, yet different.
Booster Gold- ZZZap.

Any attack noises that you wouldn't immediately associate with Batman are probably being used against him. The exception is Batkick. OW means he dies.

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Originally posted by Dizzle
Part 3: If batman has 1 day prep inside the batcave (no help from outside sources), and 1 million dollar resources, what can he make?

ANYTHING!!! (because he could actually make a lot of stuff, depending on the sitiation... but it would all be within reason, and $1 million isn't exactly a lot to Mr. Wayne. He wouldn't be blowing up planets, but he could proabably screw with some molecules or drop some heavy bombs)

okay...

Originally posted by Dizzle
Part4: using that equipment, can he beat the following:

To humor you, yes. To all. Seriously, he would do a little bit better against everybody, but wouldn't be beating any of the people that he has no chance against. He very well amy up the wins against people around Wolverine-Spiderman levels though.

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nice....