Losing Weight

Originally posted by BakaXero
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would everdo it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothi ng but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door and after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years" The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."

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Well *** was quite obvious but still funny as hell....you are the man....

Originally posted by BakaXero
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would everdo it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothi ng but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door and after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years" The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."

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Originally posted by cking
what kind of game is it?

Well the name of it is pretty easy to figure out ,but you press start and you can go to TRAINING MODE,WORKOUT MODE ,ENDLESS MODE,MISSION MODE,OR GAME MODE,

TRAINING MODE- This Allows you to train with the different types of music and modes.

WORKOUT MODE- This Allows you to dance with the music of your chose and the level and at the end of each song it will tell you how much calories you have lost.

ENDLESS MODE- This Allows to play all the songs of the DDR game {not the whole series} but just for that game you can set when you want to have a break and you keep playing as long as you want.

MISSION MODE- This Allows you to test your DDR skills for example you might get a stage where the music might speed up real fast then it might slow down , or the arrows might disappear before they reach the arrow outlines.

GAME MODE- This Allows you to chose want ever song you want to play and want ever level you play at

If you have any more questions about DDR try going to the " DDR FANS" which is in the Game Forums or go to this website:
http://www.ddrfreak.com

I hOPE That will help you out some

thanks

U R WELCOME

Originally posted by Commando Queen
you also should try to get a little more sleep that helps alot.. i mean a month ago i weigheed 137.. well now i weigh 130.. and i have aten like a pig.. but i slept way more than i did while i was in school.. it helps lots..

I'm sorry, no offense, but that's retarded. You obviously don't read too much into health.

Sleeping does NOT help you lose weight. Haven't you ever been told not to eat after 7? That's because when you sleep your metabolism slows down and your body doesn't burn as many calories and it then turns to fat.

You can eat like a pig and still lose weight because
A. You're skinny

B. You're probably still very younger (13-15)

C. You might still be growing

D. You're metabolism is probably very high.

Originally posted by Your Angel
I'm sorry, no offense, but that's retarded. You obviously don't read too much into health.

Sleeping does NOT help you lose weight. Haven't you ever been told not to eat after 7? That's because when you sleep your metabolism slows down and your body doesn't burn as many calories and it then turns to fat.

You can eat like a pig and still lose weight because
A. You're skinny

B. You're probably still very younger (13-15)

C. You might still be growing

D. You're metabolism is probably very high.

I agree {strongly} There is no way you can eat like a pig and still lose weight unless you puke when you are done which i hope that you are doing

My height is around 5'5 for whoever wanted to know.

Originally posted by GreenFist
I agree {strongly} There is no way you can eat like a pig and still lose weight unless you puke when you are done which i hope that you are doing

Originally posted by ashley123
My height is around 5'5 for whoever wanted to know.

****ing whales.

Originally posted by Coldfire
Actually you can eat like a pig and still lose weight; it all depends on just what you are eating...

And how much did you say you weighed? Or did you?

No actually you can't. If you eat too much of ANYTHING you WILL get fat.

not actually cause I know these two girls who are my friends and there skinny as hell but eat a lot. they dont excerise all they do is hike and thats it

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
not actually cause I know these two girls who are my friends and there skinny as hell but eat a lot. they dont excerise all they do is hike and thats it

C. You might still be growing

D. You're metabolism is probably very high.

Originally posted by ashley123
My height is around 5'5 for whoever wanted to know.

Originally posted by Your Angel
No actually you can't. If you eat too much of ANYTHING you WILL get fat.

Originally posted by s|m
5'5 with 130 lbs. isn't that much, it's normal, I think 😕

Originally posted by Coldfire
Actually you can eat like a pig and still lose weight; it all depends on just what you are eating...

And how much did you say you weighed? Or did you?

Pigs it junk right not plants and healthy stuff right so how can you lose weight by eating junk
REMEBER it takes 3,500 to burn 1 pound