Most stupid Achilles Heal

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Most stupid Achilles Heal

Supes has Kryptonite, Red Sun Radiation and Magic although these are getting less๐Ÿ˜„. Wolverine and Slade have little girls ๐Ÿ˜• Batman has robin ๐Ÿ˜• Thor and Wonderwoman have normal bullets ๐Ÿ™„ Human Torch has Water, Iron man Booze.

Most heroes have a weakness

Whose is the most stupid?

Spider-man's. He cares too much. Come on Spidey you know the solution! Distance yourself from everyone you love!

Every super hero's weaknesses.

"WHY DO MY ENEMIES COME BACK AND KILL ALL MY LOVED ONES! ARRGH!"

Well, snap their necks, dumbass. They have killed hundreds, do you think that the world is going to hate you? They might come back behind the grave, but nobody can say that you didn't try...

no-ones weaknesses are more stupid than a GL's either yellow or wood.... (depending on the ring).... just run them all over with a yellow school bus or whack them with a plank

and Apollo.... his weakness is the dark.... what a pu$$y.... most people get over that at age 5

Originally posted by Scoobless
and Apollo.... his weakness is the dark.... what a pu$$y.... most people get over that at age 5

he likes the night a lot, he loves it when midnight comes๐Ÿ˜•

LOL @ "most people get over that at age 5"

Originally posted by Scoobless
and Apollo.... his weakness is the dark.... what a pu$$y.... most people get over that at age 5

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Wonder Woman's weakness in the 1960's 70's and early, was being tied up by a man.

That was pretty funny though. In more ways than one, a Man would tie her up or something, almost on evey cover or so, Does not matter what type of rope or something. If a woman tied up Wonder Woman, She break free. But when a man ties her up, She needs to relie on other super Hero to saved her lol.

Originally posted by Joker1237
Wonder Woman's weakness in the 1960's 70's and early, was being tied up by a man.

That was pretty funny though. In more ways than one, a Man would tie her up or something, almost on evey cover or so, Does not matter what type of rope or something. If a woman tied up Wonder Woman, She break free. But when a man ties her up, She needs to relie on other super Hero to saved her lol.

This was a homage to Betty page๐Ÿ˜„ It had stopped by the seventies๐Ÿ˜„

Thor and Wonderwoman have normal bullets

On the rare occasion Thor's skin is pierced by a bullet, his bones and whatnot are so dense the bullet doesn't do him any harm. In one issue of Black Panther, he was shot in the face with a high impact round. He fell down for a second, then got back up. The bullet had failed to even scratch his dense Asgardian skull.

The Green Lantern's Yellow was kind of dumb, but funny. Hal being blinded by mustard, etc. Although in the new series, it seems with enough training and experience, the Lantern's can bypass and ignore the yellow weakness.

yellow? Really? Never heard of that one, then again, I don't think I've ever, ,ever, ever picked up a GL book.
I find Human Torch's weakness kinda droll. I mean, he's actually supposed to be hotter than normal fire or something like that, right? Well then why is it that the water never just becomes steam on impact? He shouldn't really be scared of water. But on second glance, it does make sense. But only because of the evolution most big titles have gone through. In the beggining, HT wasn't so powerful. He was basically a dude who could set himself on fire. Supes was an all American power. Logan was a canadian... guy with claws... Supes never used to be able to just fly away from the big K. And Logan'fell in love' with one girl. Now every other little girl reminds him of his sister, or someone who once saved his life, or some other thing like that.
What I'm saying is that the chractrers have gotten too strong for their own 'only' weaknesses. Which is really stupid. that's my point. It's stupid lol.
(Oh, and WW's weaknesses must be the world's funniest lol)

Originally posted by ScarletSpider
On the rare occasion Thor's skin is pierced by a bullet, his bones and whatnot are so dense the bullet doesn't do him any harm. In one issue of Black Panther, he was shot in the face with a high impact round. He fell down for a second, then got back up. The bullet had failed to even scratch his dense Asgardian skull.

The Green Lantern's Yellow was kind of dumb, but funny. Hal being blinded by mustard, etc. Although in the new series, it seems with enough training and experience, the Lantern's can bypass and ignore the yellow weakness.

Way back when he had his arm in a sling after a bullet hit him. ๐Ÿ˜„

what about Alan Scott the orginal GL weakness to wood? I mean he could use his power ring to break out of a prison cell but you could trap him in a kids club house?

Yeah, that was because of some weird magic crap. The starheart--the material his ring and lantern were made out of, were originally some big dragon thing or whatnot. The dragon was all like "rarrr, I'm gonna eat you" and a bunch of peasants tried to fight him. All they had was sticks and crap, so the Guardians made him weak against wood, thus the weakest of weapons could stop the most powerful.

the irony so thick you could slice it

Guy: oh GL help us our village is under attack.

GL Alan: no problem..what attacking it? a monster? a dragon perhaps? robot.

Guy: a robot.

GL Alan: no problem...metal robots are easy to destroy.

Guy: it's made of wood.

GL Alan: the f**k? a wooden Robot? anit that some sh*t! Look, I just remembered I gotta get my car washed..good look on the robot thing though. *flies off*

LOL

I got this image of Kyle getting beat up by a four year old with a baseball bat and the JLA are in the background looking shocked. Its the latest casualty of Infinite Crisis

I remember GL Al getting capped by a wooden bullet....ya feel me wickedph

it was a drive by wooding yo wickedph

Originally posted by Mainstream
I remember GL Al getting capped by a wooden bullet....ya feel me wickedph

it was a drive by wooding yo wickedph

Mainstream what the flip is wrong with you? You are not normally all y'know...whats up hipcat and dawg and shizzzle my nizzle and stuff?

No offence mate but over here in England that talk is soo nineties