Big Bird

Originally posted by KillTheLight
please don't make one about Oscar we don't need another thread about a trashy 'celeb'

Big bird looks like perv..

I wasnt going to I just wanted to express my love for Oscar the Grouch droolio

cookie monster is hotter 🥷

no

http://www.natalieportman.com/npcom.php?page_number=725

😐

Im so jealous... I wish I could be on tv with big bird 😠

I think Ive found my wedding outfit to your (KTL) wedding

http://www.natalieportman.com/images/television/sesame_ViewScreen_2.jpg

yeah you would totally look hot in that..maybe you should wear it to your own wedding it's good enough

no ... I need something better... but it would be perfect with the theme at your wedding

Originally posted by KillTheLight
cookie monster is hotter 🥷

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
no ... I need something better... but it would be perfect with the theme at your wedding

seriously wear it to your own..you look so money and you dont even know it baby 😉

Originally posted by Pyrofly
cookie monsters sexay 🥷 😍

uh huh he's teh sex droolio

dont throw in the Swingers quote into this thread ..sdflkjsfdl blah..

vegas baby! VEgggggggaasss!

hush up chica..maybe you should get married to big perv in vegas..i know you'd love that 😱..

depends on who the big perv is ?? 😏 I bet Big Bird is a perv... tsk... he probably likes ducks and geese and other little helpless birds

big bird is big perv..aka your future husband..i bet the guy wearing the costume was/is a total pervert..i bet he tried to molest elmo or something

my future husband droolio ...we'll have bid yellow plastic feather people 😑

So is there anything new to report on this guy? Any new action flicks on the horizon? Home videos about the dangers of drugs? Anything?

Haven't heard a word. He has been MOST quiet!

Here's his latest masterpiece. (1999)

I don't like, though, how Elmo has stolen all of his thunder. Come on, the name "Big Bird" in itself is 100 times more creative and original than "Elmo." Jeez.

Come on Big Bird! What are you doing down there? You're better than Rupert!

Damn Straight.

There are rumors that they are planning a sequel to 1985's Follow That Bird. This one will be called Bastard Bird and will star Demi Moore as Big Bird's mistress, Tom Hanks as the feathered one's gay lover, Dakota Fanning as Big Bird's wife, and Sean Connery as the bird's biological dad.