Big Bird

Originally posted by Morlow
Anyone else think Big Bird is strangely sexy in some way? 😆 💃

Plucking fantastic

Those muppets looked stoned...they definately have the munchies.

Can anyone name 100 reason why they love Bird bird I'll start
1. Hes big
2.He's a Bird

3. He's yellow

4. He loves Snuffleapagus, or however you spell the hairy elephant's name.

5.

And Not think a Big bird like this!
3. HE'S YELLOW
6. His voice

7. One day he might kill Elmo

8. He has gay friends

9. He's like the Kingpin of Sesame Street. You know, nobody touches him. You **** with Big Bird (a made man), you'll be sleeping with the fishes with a beak up your ass.

10. Thou he had chances he doesn't diss the other Muppets, class act!

11. He own three factories in Asia and pays the kids 3cents a week thats twice as much as they make at Oscars place

12. His smile

13. His eggs are huge.

Originally posted by botankus
13. His eggs are huge.

By "eggs" I may have meant something else 😗

Originally posted by botankus
By "eggs" I may have meant something else 😗

14. He makes me feel good inside

BTW, this is supposed to be 100 Reasons why we love Big Bird, not 100 Reasons why we would want to have sex with him....

15. His feathers are sexy.