PT Sith versus PT Jedi

Beep, boop...

Originally posted by Nai Fohl
By the way: If you take an Ewok and put salt and butter on it, it tastes like salty butter.

Really?

You see, Artoo told me as much, but I couldn't be sure until you said so.

And of course, the famed Astromech scream. . .

Artoo would dabble in the feasts of lesser creatures?

BLASPHEMY!!

Originally posted by Illustrious
Really?

You see, Artoo told me as much, but I couldn't be sure until you said so.

Yes. I once crashed into Endor and well...

Those Ewoks may be evil, they may be ugly but when it comes to poetry in motion those things have all the grace and coordination of a deck-chair so you can easily hunt them down and eat them. But only with salt and butter ! Or Ketchup. An Ewok with Ketchup on it tastes like Ketchup ! It's really strange...

But they're so DIRTY...

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
But they're so DIRTY...

Well...first you have to remove their skin and then you cook them in boiling water and then...

...you wait until they die just to eat them ! 😛

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Artoo would dabble in the feasts of lesser creatures?

BLASPHEMY!!

Artoo's EFFIGY will dabble in the feasts of lesser creatures. Artoo himself is a formless, ultraomnipotent, god being!

Originally posted by Darth Faunus
Ewok. . . Destroy him! Oooteenie!!

By the way revan89, looks like you have your first follower

theres a first time for everything

And a last time.

Likin' the sig, High Priest Illustrious.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Whoa... am I the only one who caught Obi-Wan calling Sidious the Emperor despite the fact that he shouldn't even know that an empire was even considered? (Episode III... right after Obi watches the jedi temple recordings)

Obi-Wan was IN on the whole thing...Lol.

I knew it!

That manipulative bastard!

Actually, you people might not have known this, but Obi-Wan and the Emporor are one and the same. Like Superman and Clark Kent, the two have never been scene together.

You think Sidious was the one responsible for the Jedi's destruction. Pfeh. Obi-Wan was the TRUE brains of the outfit. Secretly, Sidious and he met via hologram - with Obi-Wan crossdressing as Padme. He then gave Sidious his instructions - and allowed him to get the glory and credit for taking over the galaxy.

Exactly! Take the facial hair off of Ewan MacGregor and who do you have? Ian McDiarmid, of course!

*Sells this story to the tabloids*

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Mmmm. A story, I must do. . .