Mens Rules for Women

Originally posted by Dagons Blade
Disclaimer:

The following dialogues were delivered by highly trained, skilled professionals. They were intended for humorous purposes only and should NOT be used by anyone looking to establish careers in the field of relationship counselor or anyone looking to be on ther next episode of Dr. Phil. These rules should never be attempted to be enforced or imitated in any fashion whatsoever in the home.

Originally posted by Masrix
😂 I like you dagon your funny lol

Thanks man, I try. I guess my sense of humor is still intact despite the crumbling world around us. And in this day and age, that's a GOOD thing 🙂

Originally posted by Dagons Blade
Thanks man, I try. I guess my sense of humor is still intact despite the crumbling world around us. And in this day and age, that's a GOOD thing 🙂

one thing i agree with. when women are getting dressed, it doesnt matter what we say. "does this look ok on me?" what a trick question!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
so basically its like "dont try this at home?" 😂

Pretty much, unless you can run faster than your girlfriend or your wife and\or all your rifles and pistols are locked away in a safe 😉

dont forget butcher knives and rolling pins.

Originally posted by Dagons Blade
Pretty much, unless you can run faster than your girlfriend or your wife and\or all your rifles and pistols are locked away in a safe 😉

If you do try this at Home Keep them out of the

1) Kitchen (Sharp stuff)
2) Toolshed (Blunt objects)
3) Garage. (Lots of crap)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
one thing i agree with. when women are getting dressed, it doesnt matter what we say. "does this look ok on me?" what a trick question!!!

Just say, "No, take it off so we can f*ck." Works zero percent everytime.

i agree. you will be in the outhuse of the doghouse.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont forget butcher knives and rolling pins.

Good last minute entry there, RJ. 🙂

they will become instant deadly knife fighters.

Then there's the old standard women use to rationalize everything from abortion to cheating on their husbands while deluding themselves that extramarital sex is OK..... "It's MY body."

Well then ladies, don't be upset when we guys go out and use OUR bodies when some hot little thing comes lookin' for one of us to rotate her tires for her.. 🙂

hahahha nice list.....oh and i'm back

Originally posted by Dagons Blade
Then there's the old standard women use to rationalize everything from abortion to cheating on their husbands while deluding themselves that extramarital sex is OK..... "It's MY body."

Well then ladies, don't be upset when we guys go out and use OUR bodies when some hot little thing comes lookin' for one of us to rotate her tires for her.. 🙂

So whats your thoughts on abortion? 😛

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i have known a lot of guys who have been cheated on ny their ladies. 99 times out of 100 it was because the guy worked too many hours, never paid attention to his wife, neglected her, etc etc;....bottom line: guys, treat your lady like a queen, give her the attention she deseves and everything will be golden. this applies to the ladies too.
dont get me started on abortion.

There again there are lots of guys who DO pay attention to their ladies to the Nth degree,who wind up being tossed away like an old toy the second someone better comes along, and I'm just saying that it's OK for the woman to use the " my body" clause to legitimize it, but if a GUY does it to HIS girlfriend, it's a major intergalactic incident that's felt galaxies away. Same way, a woman can look at another guy, but if a guy looks, or says something, or just happens to catch a woman's chest hanging out whenever she bends over in front of him, it's an open invite to WW3 because he's a "pig" and a "sexist."

[QUOTE=4606830]Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
give her the attention she deseves and everything will be golden. [/QUOTE

Golden showers you mean? Let's not go there. It's hard enough to watch your pees and Q's in everyday life
😛

well, i dont think i will be tossed away by my lady. the same way i will NEVER toss her aside.

Wow, whoever made up this forum...does give information in alot of detail. You must really hate Women??

In your dreams!

i love women. one in particular.