Womens' Rules for MEN!
Learn to put the God damned toilet seat down yourself, it doesn't require that much work.
You know you expect a present just as much as a woman would for her Birthday, Anniversary, etc.
Sometimes we are not thinking of you either...
Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as PMS, periods, make-up, clothes that make our asses look fat, etc.
Sunday = A Woman's right to the couch.
Shopping IS a sport, whereas, jumping around the living room trying to find the remote is not!
No matter what, we ARE going to ask you if our asses look great in our pants or not.
We WILL play the flamingo leg game.
Men DO cry, just not as often as men. Don't hide it.
You're supposed to buy stuff for us, we're not going to go out lingerie shopping just because you asked us to unless it's a special occasion.
Take time to try and actually remember dates. It makes us happier.
Get some more shoes.
We like to hear 'YES' alot.
Don't bother asking us what's wrong unless you have the intent to help us out.
We can't check our own oil unless you help us, get off your fat ass and do it.
We'll bring up things from the past into an argument, just because we can and because we can ACTUALLY REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK!
If you want us to wear those little short shorts, expect us to find you an interesting outfit to our liking for you to wear too. --Tough it up.
Quit looking.
We'll tell you how we want things done, even if you don't want us to. It's in our nature.
Real men are there to listen to their girlfriends, even DURING the movie instead of the commercials.
You DEFINATELY need directions; especially if we end up in Georgia and wanted to go to North Carolina.
We whine to our girlfriends. Get over that too.
Use vagisil for itches 😛
If we tell you "nothing" is wrong and you actually THINK that that is out final answer, expect us to evil eye you the next day.
Last but not least, expect us to ***** you out if we're PMSing. If you know for a fact that we ARE PMSing do not say "Damn it must be that time of the month again", that only makes us 10x bitchier.
Already Did this.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Already Did this.
Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Learn to put the God damned toilet seat down yourself, it doesn't require that much work.You know you expect a present just as much as a woman would for her Birthday, Anniversary, etc.
Sometimes we are not thinking of you either...
Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as PMS, periods, make-up, clothes that make our asses look fat, etc.
Sunday = A Woman's right to the couch.
Shopping IS a sport, whereas, jumping around the living room trying to find the remote is not!
No matter what, we ARE going to ask you if our asses look great in our pants or not.
We WILL play the flamingo leg game.
Men DO cry, just not as often as men. Don't hide it.
You're supposed to buy stuff for us, we're not going to go out lingerie shopping just because you asked us to unless it's a special occasion.
Take time to try and actually remember dates. It makes us happier.
Get some more shoes.
We like to hear 'YES' alot.
Don't bother asking us what's wrong unless you have the intent to help us out.
We can't check our own oil unless you help us, get off your fat ass and do it.
We'll bring up things from the past into an argument, just because we can and because we can ACTUALLY REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK!
If you want us to wear those little short shorts, expect us to find you an interesting outfit to our liking for you to wear too. --Tough it up.
Quit looking.
We'll tell you how we want things done, even if you don't want us to. It's in our nature.
Real men are there to listen to their girlfriends, even DURING the movie instead of the commercials.
You DEFINATELY need directions; especially if we end up in Georgia and wanted to go to North Carolina.
We whine to our girlfriends. Get over that too.
Use vagisil for itches 😛
If we tell you "nothing" is wrong and you actually THINK that that is out final answer, expect us to evil eye you the next day.
Last but not least, expect us to ***** you out if we're PMSing. If you know for a fact that we ARE PMSing do not say "Damn it must be that time of the month again", that only makes us 10x bitchier.
you left out the penis