Re: Womens' Rules for MEN!
Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Learn to put the God damned toilet seat down yourself, it doesn't require that much work.You know you expect a present just as much as a woman would for her Birthday, Anniversary, etc.
Sometimes we are not thinking of you either...
Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as PMS, periods, make-up, clothes that make our asses look fat, etc.
Sunday = A Woman's right to the couch.
Shopping IS a sport, whereas, jumping around the living room trying to find the remote is not!
No matter what, we ARE going to ask you if our asses look great in our pants or not.
We WILL play the flamingo leg game.
Men DO cry, just not as often as men. Don't hide it.
You're supposed to buy stuff for us, we're not going to go out lingerie shopping just because you asked us to unless it's a special occasion.
Take time to try and actually remember dates. It makes us happier.
Get some more shoes.
We like to hear 'YES' alot.
Don't bother asking us what's wrong unless you have the intent to help us out.
We can't check our own oil unless you help us, get off your fat ass and do it.
We'll bring up things from the past into an argument, just because we can and because we can ACTUALLY REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK!
If you want us to wear those little short shorts, expect us to find you an interesting outfit to our liking for you to wear too. --Tough it up.
Quit looking.
We'll tell you how we want things done, even if you don't want us to. It's in our nature.
Real men are there to listen to their girlfriends, even DURING the movie instead of the commercials.
You DEFINATELY need directions; especially if we end up in Georgia and wanted to go to North Carolina.
We whine to our girlfriends. Get over that too.
Use vagisil for itches 😛
If we tell you "nothing" is wrong and you actually THINK that that is out final answer, expect us to evil eye you the next day.
Last but not least, expect us to ***** you out if we're PMSing. If you know for a fact that we ARE PMSing do not say "Damn it must be that time of the month again", that only makes us 10x bitchier.
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Originally posted by BlackSunshine
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Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Quite whore and fetch me a sandwhich! 😄
Originally posted by Masrixyou forgot some.
The Women's RulesThe female always makes the rules
The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The female may change her mind at any time.
The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The male is expected to mind read at all times.
Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
The female is ready when she is ready.
The male must be ready at all time.
The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
The male can only look at the female
The female is always on top
The male can't get his own way
The female always gets her own way
The male can only comment on the female's looks when appropiate
The male is not allowed to know when it is appropiate
The male should automatically know when it is appropiate
The male is always stupid
The female is always smart
The male can't do anything
The female can do everything
The female is always fat
The male isn't allowed to call the female fat
The male is always supposed to tell the truth when asked
The male can't comment on these rules because the female said so.
Originally posted by Vinny ValentineI like ILoveMyDaniel's more.......and what Captain Falcon added to your's 😄
Already Did this.