Riddles, ToungeTwisters and Jokes!

Started by ~Sir Mist~22 pages
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Your age? 😬

Nah, 7 letters, starts with 'W'.

Don't know. shrug

Wwwwwww> 😕

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Don't know. shrug

Crap, Im stuck on my crossword....that was the last word...disgust

😛

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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Crap, Im stuck on my crossword....that was the last word...disgust

😛

Is there any other hints?

Is there a topic to it?

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Is there any other hints?

I was joking you tool 😛

disgust

Originally posted by fantasygirl
disgust

Dont go all Georgy on me 🙄 😛

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Dont go all Georgy on me 🙄 😛
I can go all Georgy if I want. disgust

Originally posted by fantasygirl
I can go all Georgy if I want. disgust

Theres just no escape these days 🙄

Whats black, white, green, yellow and red?

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Theres just no escape these days 🙄

Whats black, white, green, yellow and red?

Colors? 😕

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Colors? 😕

Damn, how'd you guess that one?
There was no answer, Im out of joke juice so Im just spewing crap now 😛

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Damn, how'd you guess that one?
There was no answer, Im out of joke juice so Im just spewing crap now 😛
Because they're colors. 😛 Oh well.. 😬

TEACHER AND STUDENTS

Teacher: Joseph, do you know who Albert Einstein is?
Joseph: No ma'am, I don't know him.
Teacher: How about you, Alfred?
Alfred: I don't know him, ma'am.
Teacher: Well, who knows Albert Einstein?

* John raises his hand

Teacher: Yes, John. Do you know who Albert Einstein is?
John: No, ma'am. But maybe he's in the other section.

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Because they're colors. 😛 Oh well.. 😬

Im sure I could find a joke or two in here....444 pages worth, theres bound to be something good 😊

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Im sure I could find a joke or two in here....444 pages worth, theres bound to be something good 😊
Great. 😄 😊

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Great. 😄 😊

Bu that would require me to open the book and like.....'read'....😕

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Bu that would require me to open the book and like.....'read'....😕
Read it! 😠