Riddles, ToungeTwisters and Jokes!

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Transsexual ?

Originally posted by T.M
Transsexual ?
Nope 😂

i cant even remember the question 😂

Originally posted by Masrix
Okay heres a riddle for all you KMC people out there..

A Women has 6 Children, 4 and a half are boys. How is this possible?

they're all boys. I've already heard that riddle

they are all boys.

Originally posted by Whittdawg92
they're all boys. I've already heard that riddle
Bingo You got it first!

Originally posted by T.M
they are all boys.
good try lol

If a plane crashs right on the border of Canada and USA where are the survivers buried?

Easy...

you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have?

Originally posted by Masrix
If a plane crashs right on the border of Canada and USA where are the survivers buried?

Easy...

in a cemetary 😄

Originally posted by Masrix
Bingo You got it first!

good try lol

we posted at the same time ✅

Originally posted by T.M
in a cemetary 😄

we posted at the same time ✅

😆 Survivers arn't buried

give me a riddle, I solve 'em faster than batman

Originally posted by Whittdawg92
give me a riddle, I solve 'em faster than batman
A women walks to her house, up the stairs and into a room where she flicks off a light, goes to bed and falls asleep. She wake up the next morning looks out the window, Screams and kills her self.. Why?

because she's cristopher reeve (I'm sorry no jokes about the deceased angel_not)

Originally posted by Whittdawg92
because she's cristopher reeve (I'm sorry no jokes about the deceased angel_not)
lol evil

Originally posted by Masrix
😆 Survivers arn't buried

shit i cant believe i fell for that doh

Originally posted by T.M
shit i cant believe i fell for that doh
😆 Everyone does.

Time for a joke between the riddles.

3 men are on a safari: a small smart guy, a average plain dude and a big dumb-ass.
At a given time the come across a natives village, at which they are welcomed warmheartedly. After receiving refreshments they are being led before the king of the tribe. The king looks upon the 3 men and says: 'You are most lucky today, fore my daughter is ready for marriage and I have yet to find a suitable man for her. Perhaps one of you is the right man for her!'
The king calls forth his lovely daughter and all 3 men are amazed by her beauty and grace.
'Naturally, not just any man can marry the princess' the king votes, 'The right man will have to prove himself worthy! Therefore I have prepared 3 tests, are you willing to take them?!'
The 3 guys, tongues hanging out, agree instantly.
'Very well!' the king answers, 'There are 3 tents in the center of the village, one contains 3 barrels of rum; you will have to drink them all empty. The next tent has 6 bears in it; you must slay them all! And finally, the last tent contains 12 women, which all have to be sexually satisfied before you come out! Are you ready?!'
All 3 men agree and the game is on.
The small guy goes first, walks into the rum tent, drinks 2 barrels and staggers out choking in his own puke.
'What a shame! Next!!' the king orders. New barrels of rum are placed, and the average guy dives at them, drinking all 3 of them!
Although severely messed up, he finds his way to the tent with the bears, enters.... there is the sound of some struggle, until in a few minutes the man's bitten off head rolls out of the entrance...
'Pity, pity' the king votes 'Guess it's all up to you now big boy!' as he slaps the big dumb-ass on the back.
The big dude enters the rum tent, empties all 3 barrels in record time and runs in to the next tent!
From there horrible sounds emerge; ripping sounds and primal screams, while fur and chunks of flesh fly out of the gate of the tent....
Silence falls and after a while the dumb-ass crawls out of the tent, severely beaten and scratched, but still alive... And he looks up to the king and asks: 'Ok, now where is that tent with the 12 women I'm supposed to kill?'

BLOOD TEST

One day, Francis went to a clinic to have a blood test. A beautiful nurse attended him. A nurse pricked his middle finger and took a drop of blood out of it. The nurse was having a trouble at that moment. She's running out of cotton to wipe the blood off Francis' finger.

Francis was shocked when the nurse licked his finger. Overwhelmed, Francis exclaimed:

Francis: Can I have my urine test after this?

😖hifty:

Here's a 2nd grade one:

You can see me once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not at all in an hour......what am i?

~wickerman~