Time for a joke between the riddles.
3 men are on a safari: a small smart guy, a average plain dude and a big dumb-ass.
At a given time the come across a natives village, at which they are welcomed warmheartedly. After receiving refreshments they are being led before the king of the tribe. The king looks upon the 3 men and says: 'You are most lucky today, fore my daughter is ready for marriage and I have yet to find a suitable man for her. Perhaps one of you is the right man for her!'
The king calls forth his lovely daughter and all 3 men are amazed by her beauty and grace.
'Naturally, not just any man can marry the princess' the king votes, 'The right man will have to prove himself worthy! Therefore I have prepared 3 tests, are you willing to take them?!'
The 3 guys, tongues hanging out, agree instantly.
'Very well!' the king answers, 'There are 3 tents in the center of the village, one contains 3 barrels of rum; you will have to drink them all empty. The next tent has 6 bears in it; you must slay them all! And finally, the last tent contains 12 women, which all have to be sexually satisfied before you come out! Are you ready?!'
All 3 men agree and the game is on.
The small guy goes first, walks into the rum tent, drinks 2 barrels and staggers out choking in his own puke.
'What a shame! Next!!' the king orders. New barrels of rum are placed, and the average guy dives at them, drinking all 3 of them!
Although severely messed up, he finds his way to the tent with the bears, enters.... there is the sound of some struggle, until in a few minutes the man's bitten off head rolls out of the entrance...
'Pity, pity' the king votes 'Guess it's all up to you now big boy!' as he slaps the big dumb-ass on the back.
The big dude enters the rum tent, empties all 3 barrels in record time and runs in to the next tent!
From there horrible sounds emerge; ripping sounds and primal screams, while fur and chunks of flesh fly out of the gate of the tent....
Silence falls and after a while the dumb-ass crawls out of the tent, severely beaten and scratched, but still alive... And he looks up to the king and asks: 'Ok, now where is that tent with the 12 women I'm supposed to kill?'
BLOOD TEST
One day, Francis went to a clinic to have a blood test. A beautiful nurse attended him. A nurse pricked his middle finger and took a drop of blood out of it. The nurse was having a trouble at that moment. She's running out of cotton to wipe the blood off Francis' finger.
Francis was shocked when the nurse licked his finger. Overwhelmed, Francis exclaimed:
Francis: Can I have my urine test after this?
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