when i was a senior in high school, i was sticking up for a friend of mine who was being bullied. one of the bullies was the varsity quarterback. as i tried to intervene, the QB nailed me in the back of the head. i turned and let loose a wild right hook that knocked him on his ass. the other two jumped me and proceeded to beat the piss outta me, til a teacher seperated us.
the funniest part was that it was the varsity head coach. he saw his star QB lying on the ground, unconscious, and forgot all about us. we started fighting again, only this time, some of my buddies had arrived to back me up. the varsity coach was holding the QB like a baby..."speak to me!!! speak!!! we have a game tomorrow!!!" 😂