Ever had your butt kicked?

Started by HimoKun5 pages

It was when I was 13. Gang Warfare is incredibly bad for your body.

I would've backed you up with a K-bar if I was there.

You would've been 5. I don't think you could help much.

Blast. They wouldn't have the guts to hurt me, so I just run up and punch them in the balls.

You didn't know them. They would've stated beating on you too if you tried to help.

No, I just sit and look cute until they move on you, then -
One! Two! Three!

"GAHHG!"
"AHHH!"
"YEARRRRRGH!"

Which would give you a chance to finish them off.

I had to fight a black belt in taek-won-do once... it was my second lesson....

wow 😐

Originally posted by DarkC
No, I just sit and look cute until they move on you, then -
One! Two! Three!

"GAHHG!"
"AHHH!"
"YEARRRRRGH!"

Which would give you a chance to finish them off.

Not really. This is not what you were thinking of. I was trying to get out of the gang I was in so that started gang beating me. The only reason I survived with minimal injury is because my brother came back to the ally and fired his gun.

I have never gotten my ass kicked. but ive been in my share of fist fights ✅ and no not with prissy chicks.. 🙄

A couple of times in my teens... Was pretty severely beaten two on one once.... I was battered, bleeding and bruised but I've never been knocked out or down... And since then I've done real well in any 'incidents' ive been in and seemed to have been in the position or 'whupper' rather than 'whupee'...
My last fight was at a party against a builder who was around the same height but built heavier, I got there first despite him going for it first with an attempted haymaker,
and two rapid right crosses with a left hook in between ended his antics pretty quick and it was time for a nice half-out sit down back into the sofa.
Mutual aquaintances tell me that he lost two and a half teeth and the (His) left side of his face was like an egg for a fortnight with a black eye too... I can only attribute the level of damage to him having being caught on the way in, doubling the impact..... Might explain why I busted my right hand too...

Originally posted by bushidorodent
one in 1st and 2 in 3rd

its the other way around my rabbit sucking horse humping friend 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 💃

thats a kc masterpiece

Your all so tough now 😱

-Kuntz🍺

😛 Hey! You forgot to use sarcasm tags...!!! 😆

Originally posted by Count Dooku
If you read my last post carefully, it says i blend it with a costumized style that i created over the years. It's very domesticated, but i haven't lost yet, right?

when was the last time you saw a street fight? there is no style. it is just grab and wrestle, maybe three or four punches thrown. it ALWAYS ends up on the ground.
you created your own style of martial arts? i dont believe this for a second. if you created your own form of martial arts, you'd be rich or own your own dojo or something. one thing i know is that the seasoned, well trained martial artists who have trained hard and mastered their art NEVER brag about how good they are. they are very modest about it, no matter what style they use. the fact that you are telling us all that you are "undefeated" and that you "created your own style" makes it seem like you are just trying to make yourself LOOK like a badass.

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
In every fight I've ever been in I've gotten my ass kicked.

gotta love honesty!!! 😂

Originally posted by DarkC
WTF?! Man, I would've backed you up.

sometimes you cant run. i had a 4 on 1 once. as i prepared to be slaughtered, guess who comes running up? my homies!!!! the other guys backed off when my cholo friend Rosendo pulled a gun.
i was like....baby

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
when was the last time you saw a street fight? there is no style. it is just grab and wrestle, maybe three or four punches thrown. it ALWAYS ends up on the ground.
you created your own style of martial arts? i dont believe this for a second. if you created your own form of martial arts, you'd be rich or own your own dojo or something. one thing i know is that the seasoned, well trained martial artists who have trained hard and mastered their art NEVER brag about how good they are. they are very modest about it, no matter what style they use. the fact that you are telling us all that you are "undefeated" and that you "created your own style" makes it seem like you are just trying to make yourself LOOK like a badass.

I understand you don't believe me and i have no problem with this whatsoever. Like i said before, i used the things i learned from Muay Thai and blended them in with some of my own styled fakes, jabs and elbow manuveurs.

Now i never said i made my own Martial art. That's just shooting words in my mouth.

And your stereotype on street fights is ridiculous. It doesn't always end up like that, unless you are fighting some inexperienced. Of course, i have had fights like that before, but not often. It usually consists of the oppisite fighter power throwing swings at me. Of course i have been severly damaged by fights before, but i have not lost. I can take an incredible amount of pain and i usually keep my cool during a fight because me getting Angry in a fight usually consists of me throwing my coordination off and i get sloppy.

Considering i have no proof, you have the right to believe or not believe me. You'd have to know me in order to believe the things i am saying and i wont bother convincing you because i do not have proof.

And yes, most of the street fights i have been in have consisted of people trying to take me to the ground and that is were my Pankration training comes in handy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sometimes you cant run. i had a 4 on 1 once. as i prepared to be slaughtered, guess who comes running up? my homies!!!! the other guys backed off when my cholo friend Rosendo pulled a gun.
i was like....baby

One time i had to pull my hunting knife because six teenage punks tried to jump me when i used to live around the Decaire Heights projects (When i was 20) and i pulled out my knife and said "The first person to become three feet within my range is getting cut up" and then they said they were joking and asked for a Cigarette. I thank god i moved from that area. Full of Wiggers and Poser Gangsters, i tell yah.

I'd have to say no, 'cause I'm sort of a pacifist.

Originally posted by Count Dooku
I understand you don't believe me and i have no problem with this whatsoever. Like i said before, i used the things i learned from Muay Thai and blended them in with some of my own styled fakes, jabs and elbow manuveurs.

Now i never said i made my own Martial art. That's just shooting words in my mouth.

And your stereotype on street fights is ridiculous. It doesn't always end up like that, unless you are fighting some inexperienced. Of course, i have had fights like that before, but not often. It usually consists of the oppisite fighter power throwing swings at me. Of course i have been severly damaged by fights before, but i have not lost. I can take an incredible amount of pain and i usually keep my cool during a fight because me getting Angry in a fight usually consists of me throwing my coordination off and i get sloppy.

Considering i have no proof, you have the right to believe or not believe me. You'd have to know me in order to believe the things i am saying and i wont bother convincing you because i do not have proof.

And yes, most of the street fights i have been in have consisted of people trying to take me to the ground and that is were my Pankration training comes in handy.


its all good, dook. the dook. thats what i am gonna call you!!! 😂