Question: Who Do You Love When You're Not Loving Your Hand?

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
I'm talkin' to him as we speak. He touched me in my naughty zone...

and I lawked it...I lawked it alawt.. 🥷

Holy crap! You just edited my post!

dude, can't you just "change" Mr. Floo's IP and say he's a sock...

C'mon, dude.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Let's make that abundantly clear. 👆

I mean, I have fun wherever I go..but I'm usually a little more firm everywhere else other than the OTF. That's just me. I'm a fun boy.

'Tis true ✅

we get beaten regularly in the movie forums. bottom

and he like it awlawt.

Drop it like it's hawt.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
'Tis true ✅

we get beaten regularly in the movie forums. bottom

😆

Only in the MS&C thread..where I have to keep rabid fangirls in line.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
😆

Only in the MS&C thread..where I have to keep rabid fangirls in line.

✅

like 'who do you think is hottest ron or harry? coz like me and my like bezza mate were like talking and we like dunno who? lol wtf !!!!!!111!!!! 😱'

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but they are harmless at least.

Who the F_uck is Harry? 🤨

Originally posted by The Biker Scout
Who the F_uck is Harry? 🤨

I've got a T-Bone steak on my chest. Chicks dig it.

Word!

Potter.... harrypotter

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
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like 'who do you think is hottest ron or harry? coz like me and my like bezza mate were like talking and we like dunno who? lol wtf !!!!!!111!!!! 😱'

🙄

but they are harmless at least.

Who the fu_ck is ron? 🤨 🤨

ronweasly

eatmunchph

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Somebody special? Man's best friend? Woman's erotic love machine?

Who do you love in a non-plutonic manner? I'm talking 'bout the love-sex thing that goes bumpity-bump-bump...

Me? Oh, shux! I'm too shy! Oh, Ok...When I'm not huggin' up me pillow, I be huggin' up ma girly...We be a year together on Sunday (The Lord's Day) and I gotta choose between chillin' wid her, going to da water park with some friends or going surfing...I'm thinkin' of taking her to a nice restaurant tomorrow, leavin' me free to chill wid da doGGs on Sunday...Perhaps a recipe for disaster, but as I say..."Always push the limits, 'cos if ya never fail, ya never succeed!". One Love!

Oh, another thing I say is:

"Make sure that the fortune you seek, is the fortune you need..."

Never a truer word, my friend...Never a truer word...

And you?

congrats on your most grateful fortunes at having someone to love....it is in a word a bitter drink to swallow when love is involved be it a man/woman/thing or an idea.....

and to add:

"A lifetime of seeking will gain you nothing, and in gaining nothing you have learned everything"

Chinese fortune cookie

Wow, Nah Yeeb, that was totally deep 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Naib
congrats on your most grateful fortunes at having someone to love....it is in a word a bitter drink to swallow when love is involved be it a man/woman/thing or an idea.....

and to add:

"A lifetime of seeking will gain you nothing, and in gaining nothing you have learned everything"

Chinese fortune cookie

I see stars in your eyes, Mr. Naib...Stars that will one day burn bright and engulf the shadows that whisper bad deeds and ignorant thought. Use your torch and spread the light! Your contradictory opening statement leads me to remark on such thoughts as those entertained by the Romantics...As John once remarked:

"Truth is beauty, beauty truth, - that is all
Ya Know on Earth, and all ya need to know."

It is often mis-quoted. Many scholars believe he used the pronoun 'ye', whereas we in the know know know know know know where am I? Huh? Oh, right...know he used 'ya'.

Is all.

Ya? Why....? 😑

Originally posted by Syren
Ya? Why....? 😑

Because it's salubrious, Sally.

how many points i have now? 🤨