If Santa was a rapper........
1)......we would decorate the xmas tree with blings
2)......we would have 2 santas ; one for the East Coast and one for the West coast
3).....as soon as his sleigh stops on the rooftop, the rims would keep spinning
4).....his castle in North Pole would be on MTV Cribs
5).....he could not deliver pressies outside Detroit cause his ankle bracelet alarm would go off
He would be my Gangsta, my homie! He would probably ditch the red hat 4 a du-rag or fitted. He'd have a Nine on him at all times. His wife wouldn't be Mrs.Clause's old ass,it'd be Beyonce. He'd go to the projects.He wouldnt b in malls, hed b in concerts or pawn shops. Only girls could go on his lap 👿 .
Re: If Santa was a rapper........
Originally posted by GCG
1)......we would decorate the xmas tree with blings2)......we would have 2 santas ; one for the East Coast and one for the West coast
3).....as soon as his sleigh stops on the rooftop, the rims would keep spinning
4).....his castle in North Pole would be on MTV Cribs
5).....he could not deliver pressies outside Detroit cause his ankle bracelet alarm would go off
6) One of them would've already been shot by the others elf homies