If Santa was a rapper........

And he might sound a little like this:

'Off on parole only 2 days a year,
So get that booty over here!
My tricks had their price, spending 24/363 on ice.
Some warm sugar is all I need,
Off to the club full of greed and in hyper-speed!
Even in these wacky boots I toss the groove,
me and my furry homez gonna make ya move!
Think that's a belly under that suit of me?
Come on close and I'll stick it up your chimney.
On a reindeer propelled mission to arouse,
ya don't want no-other after you've been with da 'Clause!
Ho!

lol!! *0*

......snow would fall as rocks instead of flakes

...jingle bells fo' shizzle 😐

this is so funny 😂

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
this is so funny 😂

Ya gonna jingle that bells.Jingle that bells!Squeze ya red nose squeze ya red nose!ya sexy elf! 😐

Originally posted by GCG
.....it would be LudiChristmas !

No no no.....It would be crunkmas! DUH!

......he would stay with Mrs. Clause cause he's got 'back'

.....his real name would be Old Dirty Saint Nick

....Its A Foxy Brown Xmas !

.....his red suit would be in Armani stripes.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
And the elves would be his homies "up in the hood" whatthe