Ya Krunk'd Floo's Dazzlingly Delicious Discursives...

Your poems are simply spiffying. I am gurgling with excitement every time i enter this thread.

I do not say this flippantly: you are a physical, mental and emotional 10.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
[B]Drunken, Spilled, Fallen-Floor Mess

Tripp'd-up, fallen-floor mess,
Rollin' with the Rock, anybody's guess,
Tea-totalled troll, moved on, no repast,
Liquid lunch and devil'd moll-ask,
Tenuous link to better day,
It be da beer, it be the way,
Frizzl'd ma mind, now all time,
Mixin' the hops wid da vine,
In the morro', questions will ask,
Not for now as I fill ma flask. [/B]

😆 Fantastic... intoxication caught in action.

Two Bees And A Cue: This Way Vs That

I'll use one - Many for me,
I'll build from the middle - Decentralised, mine will be,
As soon as there's fire, I'm ready to go,
Amber coals bright, then shall we know.
Thin, scrawny slithers and plenty of baste,
Thick, rump cuts, season to taste.
Wrapp'd in bread, in face fed,
Dined divine, sampled wine bled,
Clams in the shell, bean-sprouted sheets,
Lettuce in the bowl, peppers, onions, beets.
I'm the winner, you're coals are dead!
You're the loser, you're still unfed!
We've both dined out, among the stars,
We've both got to clean, before back to Ours.
We've both enjoyed the company of friend,
We've both let loose to no manufactured end!
We're both the winners, neither have loss!
We're both going home with gristle to floss.

Barbecues... I thought there was only one way to eat 😂

How do you eat yours?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
[B]Two Bees And A Cue: This Way Vs That

I'll use one - Many for me,
I'll build from the middle - Decentralised, mine will be,
As soon as there's fire, I'm ready to go,
Amber coals bright, then shall we know.
Thin, scrawny slithers and plenty of baste,
Thick, rump cuts, season to taste.
Wrapp'd in bread, in face fed,
Dined divine, sampled wine bled,
Clams in the shell, bean-sprouted sheets,
Lettuce in the bowl, peppers, onions, beets.
I'm the winner, you're coals are dead!
You're the loser, you're still unfed!
We've both dined out, among the stars,
We've both got to clean, before back to Ours.
We've both enjoyed the company of friend,
We've both let loose to no manufactured end!
We're both the winners, neither have loss!
We're both going home with gristle to floss. [/B]

Must be a neo-modernist poet I suppose.

It's easy enough to dissect if you read it and don't focus... kinda like those magic-eye pictures, where you have to go cross-eyed to see anything 😂

Originally posted by Syren
Barbecues... I thought there was only one way to eat 😂

How do you eat yours?

East and West aren't just geographical opposites...I go with the flow, but am particularly partial to the thick, rump steak-kind...

Nun, I love your bottom too, but don't always think too much.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
East and West aren't just geographical opposites...I go with the flow, but am particularly partial to the thick, rump steak-kind...

Nun, I love your bottom too, but don't always think too much.

I once partook in the inhaling of smoke from a particular herb and I believe the affect of such a herb would induce the required state of mindlessness. As your doctor, I have decided to prescribe you a healthy dose of this un-said herb, as long as your diurnal drudgery does not involve methodical thinking or the use of heavy machinery...

If that don't float ya boat, then drink a bottle of rum.

Next patient, please...

*raises hand*

I'll need both, Doctor eyes

In that case, I will have to further the prescription to include a stay on a beach on a tropical island and a non-stop supply of garlic 'rubbed' roasted peanuts. After becoming sick of the peanuts, an alternative of Pistachio nuts will be supplied.

I would also like to offer my sevices as a 'bedside' doctor, in case of an emergency...

droolio

Oooh, pistachios... yummeh!

Bedside doc? Hmm, Dr, do you think that would be wise?

Not only wise, my dear, but ultimately necessary; I could just stave your death by bringing you the life...

Using the Peanut Method? Hmm, never heard of it... but I trust you Doc, after all you are the professional 😊

The very fact that you have not heard of - let alone, experienced - the 'peanut' method shows your desperate need for my doctoring. I am a professional at using the 'peanut'. Method.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I once partook in the inhaling of smoke from a particular herb and I believe the affect of such a herb would induce the required state of mindlessness. As your doctor, I have decided to prescribe you a healthy dose of this un-said herb, as long as your diurnal drudgery does not involve methodical thinking or the use of heavy machinery...

If that don't float ya boat, then drink a bottle of rum.

Next patient, please...

😂

Oh dear, what have I gotten myself into?

"Fvck fvck fvck, mother mother fvck, mother mother fvck fvck, mother fvck, mother fvck, noinch noinch noinch, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, noinch noinch noinch, smokin weed, smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beer, drinking beer, beer, beer. rolling fatties, smoking blunts, who smokes the blunt? we smoke the blunt, rollin blunts and smoking weed...15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you'll owe me, owe me, owe."

That's not good... really ❌