My Friend Bit Me

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Oh my god.

What a surpirse!

Originally posted by Dogbert
😂 Anything for you, Irene 😛

Really..........anything...eyes

Erm.... maybe anything, I don't think I'd hump like... inanimate objects for you. Or anyone, for that matter :/

Not even a tree? touched

Unless I was drunk and you were actually the tree 🙂

Niiice.

Irene is wonderful, one of the posters I can actually enjoy speaking to.

Don't get close though, she'll burn you. She used me then took off with the shitty blue M&M. Who I consequently stepped on out of a drunken rage.

Besides, she's Serra's now.

Yes, she is. Let's leave them alone. By alone I mean, WE leave, the cameras stay and we watch the tape later.

Hmm...that bit was meant to be internal monologue.

-AC

I step in front of cars and sue the driver.

Niiiice.

I do that too.

Maybe we can work out a mutually beneficial agreement, Backfire. You hit me with a car, we blame it on the road layers and bingo. Double payout.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Niiiice.

I do that too.

Maybe we can work out a mutually beneficial agreement, Backfire. You hit me with a car, we blame it on the road layers and bingo. Double payout.

-AC

You sir, are a genius.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Niiice.

Irene is wonderful, one of the posters I can actually enjoy speaking to.

Don't get close though, she'll burn you. She used me then took off with the shitty blue M&M. Who I consequently stepped on out of a drunken rage.

Besides, she's Serra's now.

Yes, she is. Let's leave them alone. By alone I mean, WE leave, the cameras stay and we watch the tape later.

Hmm...that bit was meant to be internal monologue.

-AC

And damn he was good smoke
Plus I got a nice payout from the life insurance, so I suppose I owe you eyes

AC: "laugh"

Backfire: 😆

Silver: Who was good?

Guy who told me to back off: What?

I appreciate you trying to use your sexy nature and damn alluring presence on me, but it won't work again.

I've gotten over you and now I'm the man. In light of this, I order you to give me permission to let you return the favour of the life insurance payout.

That whole melting in the hand thing? I've mastered the art 😉.

-AC

Re: My Friend Bit Me

Originally posted by silver_tears
On the shoulder, I think it was meant to be a funny bite last night when we were hot tubbing, but it hurts now droolio

so

Ok look, Glory.

You do this all the time. Stop coming into threads, taking the time to reply and then saying either:

A) Blah, can't be bothered.

Or B) So.

It's ignorant.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I appreciate you trying to use your sexy nature and damn alluring presence on me, but it won't work again.

I've gotten over you and now I'm the man. In light of this, I order you to give me permission to let you return the favour of the life insurance payout.

That whole melting in the hand thing? I've mastered the art 😉.

-AC

Wait till I turn on the real charm, you know the smoldering look Adriana employs, well who do you think taught her that? naughty

And the blue m&m dogberto, we married, then AC crushed him evillaugh

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Ok look, Glory.

You do this all the time. Stop coming into threads, taking the time to reply and then saying either:

A) Blah, can't be bothered.

Or B) So.

It's ignorant.

-AC

blah, dont tell me what i can and cant say in thread...since when are you a mod

I love silver tears... hug

Oh so you wanna boom boom with the Alpha-tronic love mash-een now huh? Well sorry sweetness, these buns left the bakery a long time ago.

Don't you employ those looks on me.

Don't employyyyy. *Shakes fist*

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
blah, dont tell me what i can and cant say in thread...since when are you a mod

Since when did I say I was a mod? I think the most common answer there is: Never.

Nor was I telling you not to, I was saying it's ignorant.

Smashed. Like bloody tongues, under a hammer.

-AC

😆

Though Glory, that is kinda sad :erm:

what the f*ck!!!!!!! 😕

Originally posted by Dogbert
😆

Though Glory, that is kinda sad :erm:

what is sad