My Friend Bit Me

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh so you wanna boom boom with the Alpha-tronic love mash-een now huh? Well sorry sweetness, these buns left the bakery a long time ago.

Don't you employ those looks on me.

Don't employyyyy. *Shakes fist*

*bats eyelashes*eyes

FINE!

Damn you.

See, ladies and gentlemen. It's as easy as that....as me.....as that, to fall victim to her.

-AC

Crap, now I'm the target >.>

Indeed.

This is obviously a situation that's swallowed a bomb and gave the detonator to a monkey.

Anyway, Irene. She triggers an intense, psychedelic euphoria that's...well...it's just great.

-AC

Irene's a drug ✅

I think I'm flattered 😄

And actually you know why people like me, because of the whole art of seduction, and I don't mean that sexually either, cept in AC's case of course swank.

Long as you're nice, people like you 🙂

*Guitar solo*

Of course 😉. I make exceptions for you my dear.

Edit: To Irene, not Dogbert.

-AC

Thank god.

Damn and you two got me all excited there *sigh* cry

Me and Dogbert aren't going public yet.

I mean...

Oh for bloody crikey.

-AC

May I be flower girl at the wedding? 😱

Damnit AC! That was between *us* That night was a long time ago >.>

And I wasn't invited?!?!? sneaky2

You were, but you didn't come...

Oh she came.....she came.

You just weren't there.

-AC

I think that was you, she was gone. 😛

K-kind of a development of my insinuation wasn't it?

It's fine to join in though, Dogbert.

-AC

Dunno. I'm tired 😛

I g2g babes winkiss see yous