Doc Ocks Super Soldier Serum Nightclub and Bar!

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Calling all Super Villians and Super Heroes to the one the only Super Soldier Serum Nightclub and Bar run by New Yorks very own Doctor Octopus so relax, unwind and enjoy the evening!

Doctor Octopus stands behind the bar, 1 tentacle polishes the bar counter, another pours Ock a drink and 2 more hang a NO POLICE OR S.H.I.E.L.D AGENTS sign on the door ready for opening night...

LOL! 😄

I think I'll like this bar 😉

I thought you might, well what you drinking, the first drink is on the house 🍺

🤨

um.. is this like a clubhouse or something? Can anybody chill at the bar?

Originally posted by doctorstrongbad
um.. is this like a clubhouse or something? Can anybody chill at the bar?

Only if Ock likes you 😛

Yeah strongband you can chill at the bar.

First round is on me 💃

[... nemo walks into the bar, arms red to the elbow with the blood of those espousing the idea that Topher Grace is the spitting image of Eddie Brock...]

.... you guys got a big sink back there in the kitchen? I hate to get blood all over your barware. 😈

Certainly dear lady.Octavius is nothing if not a generous host.

Now what drink would you like?? A bloody mary perhaps?? 😉

Yo Deadpool here

There is a superhero bar over town in the comic book movies forum, which sells cheaper beer?

*Grabs Deadpool by the neck with a tentacle and tosses him out the door*

Get out.The beer here is free.The ladies are prettier and the murder rate is rising.

lol may I hang?

You can.Provided you get me a large scotch.No ice.

Ice dilutes the damn drink.

Finally, a place to hang with my fellow Spiderman hating freinds, you mind if Venom joins the club, i need a place to kick back and hang with the **tough Guys**

--Hey Ock! Slide me a Sex on the Beach, im in "Da Mood"

(doors explode off of hinges as captain marvel enters )

hey is this the Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub (looks around) guess it isn't

(leaves)

Originally posted by Symbiotica
[... nemo walks into the bar, arms red to the elbow with the blood of those espousing the idea that Topher Grace is the spitting image of Eddie Brock...]

.... you guys got a big sink back there in the kitchen? I hate to get blood all over your barware. 😈

I didn't know you let this kind of riff raft into your bar,think I'll go across the street. 😛

Michael Jackson's bad starts to play

BADASS CRITIC kicks down the door to this dump,grabs Doc Ock then procedes to rip all four tenticles off him,then shoves them so far up you know where.Lets just say old Ock will be singing alittle bit higher in the shower this week.

With pipe in hand THIS BADASS CRITIC decides to give this dump a major makeover,SPACE COWBOY Style.

Then BADASS CRITIC see this trash bag,bottom feeder,speck of human trash, hoe (You know who I mean).Grabs her or its head them slams it so hard into the table,then takes her where she belongs the dump.BADASS then throws 2 dollars on her thinnking that is even two much.

Starts Michael Jackson's Bad again to BADASS walking out before he does,stops and gives Ock 2 swift kicks to the gut for good measure.CLOSED

THIS IS HOW A BADASS CRITIC GIVES A REVIEW.NEXT PLEASE

😈 😎

Doc Ock consider yourself out of business and Sym go back to the streets where you belong.

I closed this place Space Cowboy Style.

more like gay cowboy

Drinks are on the house folks 😮‍💨

OCK i closed your ASS,Space Cowboy Style.