[reaches one arm wet with blood to the elbow, behind the bar and pulls out a bottle of Grand Marnier, eyeing Vile's leather chaps with the seat of the pants cut out meanwhile....]
Ugh. This may be a supervillain bar, but even we murderous cut-throats don't care for that kind of display, leatherboy. Take it somewheres else. This bar ain't closed till the villains SAY it closes... and since you are not one of us and never will be, how 'bout Ock here uses a tentacle to grab you by the scruff of the neck & give you the Bum's Rush?
[holds holds elegant crystal front door open... because we on the seamier side of life demand the best]
Like the likes of *you* is something to worry about to those of us well-equipped to meet far bigger threats than you..... bah, find one of those bars where they rotate "In The Navy" with "Macho Man," why don't you? More your kinda place.
I give you the worst villanous insult there is to proffer: you are but a wannabe, and you're far out of your element. Have a nice night 🙂
Originally posted by Symbiotica
[reaches one arm wet with blood to the elbow, behind the bar and pulls out a bottle of Grand Marnier, eyeing Vile's leather chaps with the seat of the pants cut out meanwhile....]Ugh. This may be a supervillain bar, but even we murderous cut-throats don't care for that kind of display, leatherboy. Take it somewheres else. This bar ain't closed till the villains SAY it closes... and since you are not one of us and never will be, how 'bout Ock here uses a tentacle to grab you by the scruff of the neck & give you the Bum's Rush?
[holds holds elegant crystal front door open... because we on the seamier side of life demand the best]
Like the likes of *you* is something to worry about to those of us well-equipped to meet far bigger threats than you..... bah, find one of those bars where they rotate "In The Navy" with "Macho Man," why don't you? More your kinda place.
I give you the worst villanous insult there is to proffer: you are but a wannabe, and you're far out of your element. Have a nice night 🙂
Sym you rule 😎
Have bloody mary on the house:
As a Carnage lover I think this drink is most appropriate 😉
Originally posted by Symbiotica
[reaches one arm wet with blood to the elbow, behind the bar and pulls out a bottle of Grand Marnier, eyeing Vile's leather chaps with the seat of the pants cut out meanwhile....]Ugh. This may be a supervillain bar, but even we murderour cut-throats don't care for that kind of display, leatherboy. Take it somewheres else. This bar ain't closed till the villains SAY it closes... and since you are not one of us and never will be, how 'bout Ock here uses a tentacle to grab you by the scruff of the neck & give you the Bum's Rush?
[holds holds elegant crystal front door open... because we on the seamier side of life demand the best]
Like the likes of *you* is something to worry about to those of us well-equipped to meet far bigger threats than you..... bah, find one of those bars where they rotate "In The Navy" with "Macho Man," why don't you? More your kinda place.
I give you the worst villanous insult there is to proffer: you are but a
wannabe.
Sym grow the **** up for christsakes,whats next play house and call boys on the phones.You and Doc Ock need to stop acting like you guys are real life "VILLAINS" and get with the real world.
Now take me for instance,i don't name myself after some fictional comic villain or go to a fake bar.Me I truely am a BADASS CRITIC and I do it in Space Cowboy Style.
Hit my music(Dances to the Michael Jackson tune Bad) 💃
Has I bid my final goodbye from this disgrace you call a board,I have one final thing to say.
Sym,you piece of Shit ,I have proven who is the master today and I notice you back in hiden,coward.What no super villain like threats,huh.I guess not little girl,maybe now you will grow up.Yiu just can't hang in the real world or a mans world.*****
Im putting you on notice along with Doc Ockand Daisy for the future.I will settle up with you later on down the road,oh you betcha,it will be done Cowboy Style.
out
[accepts proffered Bloody Mary from Ock's tentacle] Thankee kindly, sir.
[...then peers out crystal door to across the street where Vile lies in a tangle of torn leather chaps and bleeding hide] Ouch.... that hadta hurt.
Tell you what, spaceboy. You take your Michael Jackson CD and hit the road, because I am the Devil and I am here to do the Devil's work... and the Devil *hates* people with nothing better to do than yap around their superiors like nasty little spoilt-rotten pet poodles.
I think a tune better suited to you is that Hampster Dance theme-song; even Michael Jackson is too hard-core for the likes of you.
http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~boris/dance/
That is about how seriously I take you and your threats; meanwhile I think there's a leather-bar two blocks over. No doubt you'll find plenty there aching to soothe that bad case of road-rash you've suddenly developed.
You come in here, insulting me out of nowhere and expect respect in return? I haven't even addressed you in MONTHS; you started the whole thing. What the Hell's wrong with you, are you in the midst of a bipolar episode? Fine. You start it, I'm finishing it now.
"Hide"? [derision] It's awfully hard for me to hide with my boot planted squarely on your neck. Now get gone and don't come back, y'hear?
I wonder what would come of a Space Cowboy and a grasshopper teaming up??It boggels the mind just thinking what we could create or destroy. 😖hifty: 😈
Just playing ,but I will admit im no fan of Sym either and I fondly remember the harsh Black Cat comments and the" Get bent" line.
Just remember Sym or anyone else,you never want to let a grasshopper cross your path. 😎
VileOne,you acted too strongly and went in full blast and not the way of the grasshopper.Atleast you did it in Space Cowboy Style,you will be missed here.
Looks like its up to me to fight the good fight and call in the next reserve from the Hype to take Vile's place.
Might you be wondering who that might be,lets jus say this "mistress " isn't too fond of old Sym here.
Unlike my dear departed foolish friend TheVileOne,Its alittle harder and tricker to get rid of a grasshopper.
(Begins Evil Laugh)
[i]Originally posted by Symbiotica [/
[Tell you what, spaceboy. You take your Michael Jackson CD and hit the road, because I am the Devil and I am here to do the Devil's work... and the Devil *hates* people with nothing better to do than yap around their superiors like nasty little spoilt-rotten pet poodles.
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Then I guess you must hate yourself then huh?? 😆
Score 1 for the grasshopper 💃
Just kidding this is all in good fun right Sym?
[looks over at Ock]
Is this Vile's much-vaunted "revenge," he's went and called in the village idiot as backup....? LMAO
Oh, man.
Cue the Hampster Dance!
News for you, V.I.: AFAIK, Webmistress and I have buried the hatchet a long time ago. Meanwhile I suggest you toddle off, for three reasons:
1) this has nothing to do with you
2) this is a supervillain bar; you're not a supervillain. As hardly need be mentioned.
3) You are seriously out of your element.
Yeah I thought Vileone was DONE here.
Oh well he is now.He's banned 😄
Pop goes the troll.
And if bringing Spideyboy over was your big space cowboy revenge then I am disappointed.
For a self proclaimed bad ass that was lame.Can't you handle mere "low lifes human trash" like me and Sym alone mr big bad ass space boy???
Nah didn't think so.Full of it.Full of it and banned.Oh happy days 😄
This calls for a celebration: Drinks on the house.
After someone cleans up all the dead bodies strewed around the bar 😈
Originally posted by Symbiotica
[looks over at Ock]Is this Vile's much-vaunted "revenge," he's went and called in the village idiot as backup....? LMAO
Oh, man.
Cue the Hampster Dance!
News for you, V.I.: AFAIK, Webmistress and I have buried the hatchet a long time ago. Meanwhile I suggest you toddle off, for three reasons:
1) this has nothing to do with you
2) this is a supervillain bar; you're not a supervillain. As hardly need be mentioned.
3) You are seriously out of your element.
Sym,I always knew you had a soft spot for me somewhere.
😍 😍
We grasshoppers are never out of our elements. 💃