Things You'd Never Hear Doom Say.

Hero: Now we finish this, Doom.
Doom: Wait a moment, I'm not done prepping.
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"I surrender to you Wolverine! I am no match to your sexy fanboy powers."
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*raspy breathiong* "Luke, I am your father."

" How lucky am I? I just found a lolipop in the street!!!"

"WOW, that shopping mall is like sooo totally fantastic!!!"

"Richards..........................WAAASSSSSUUUPPPP!!!"

"Snootchie bootchies!!!!"
"Ooh u tell him ricky!!!"
"Bah! Doom demands that Halle Berry immidietly be rewarded with another oscar for her performance in Catwoman!"
"...Bub..."
"I have at last found one worthy of being my heir: Paris dear, come over here!"
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
"They took away my credit cards..."
"Darn you Richards! Darn you to heck!"
"No thank you, Doom is on a low carb-diet."

"Stupid cube... DOOM SWEARS HE WILL USE ALL HIS MIGHT AND TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO DESTROY THIS... RUBRIK!"

Hero: Doom, what are you doing?
Doom: The same thing we do every night Pinky-- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

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"Bah, Doom isthrough with the whole global domination shtick. Doom will donate all his money to charity."

"THEN HE WAS LIKE NO WAY AND DOOM WAS LIKE WAY. BUT THEN HE SAID NO WAY AGAIN AND DOOM RETALIATED..."

"BAH! DOOM GROW TIRED OF THESE CONQUESTS. IF U NEED DOOM, HE WILL BE OUTSIDE PLAYING WITH DOOMKITTENS AND DOOMSHEEP."

"AREN'T U JUST THE CUDDLIE-UDDLIEST THING DOOM EVER SAW?"

"DOOM IS TRIPPING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"WHENEVER DOOM FEELS A CRAVING, HE TAKES A NEW SUPERSIZED SNICKERS BAR. THEY'RE DELICIOUS... MMM...."
"Cut! One more time! And try to show some emotion this time!
"HMM DOOM SHALL USE A CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND AS INSPIRATION."
"NO MORE SNICKERS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

"DOOM MDID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"

"MAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! HANG UP, DOOM'S TRYING TO EXTORT WORLD RULERS HERE!"

I love reed Richards

"Gee, thanks for taking me to the zoo Reed, seeing all these sweet little animals really helps calm me down.

Hey let's go see the pandas next, okay, I love pandas, they're so, OWW Damnit!! Did you see that, that chimp just hit me with a hand full of his own sh*t.

Foolish primate, you dare assault me in such a vile fashion, well two can play at that game, prepare to bow before the awesome feces flinging fury of DOOM!!! "

This is still going on, I'm actually shocked...

"Who is this George Lucas! He has totally ripped Doom's trademarks!"

"Doom will hold the world ransom for..... *dadada!* ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

"Does Doom look gay in this cape?"

" Doom has taken the ultimate step, into a pile of dog - $*!^"

"RICHARDS!!!!!!!!! Curse your strategically placed whoopey cushion!!!"

DOOM DID NOT ASK THAT BOY TO DRINK "JESUS JUICE"!!!!!

... "It's a bathing suit, not a chastity belt."

"I am Doom. fear my.........aww not again. My eyelids are stuck to the mask..............ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch............"

"Domo arigato Mr. Robotto."
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"Doom is a real metal head."
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"Doom would like to introduce you all to his bestest friend--Reed Richards!"
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"Call Hallmark, there isn't enough commercialism going on in honor of Doomsday. Doom must steal Christmas! Wait-that's that other guy in green."

"I am Doom. I stole a cookie from the cookie jar."

"i can't snack on this bull-sheeyit! there ain't no dip!"

"I am Doom, answer my every question. where is the nearest MCdonalds?"

*sniff* Doom just wants to be included.

"No it is part of the uniform. No it isnt a skirt!!"