Things You'd Never Hear Doom Say.

"I really need a hug"

"The Fantastic Four want to fight me? I totally did not expect that!!"

"Remember children...................never talk to strangers."

(Doom looks up from his book at the children below him)
".................But the last porridge was juussst right."

"Doom was totally gypped."

"So because of this you can find that you can consolidate all your loans into one affordable monthly payment....."

"Well Reed let me just tell you something before u die.... I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurence by switching to geico."

"do you accept Jesus Christ as your saviour"

"Respect my Authority!!! Cos I am really cool!!!"

"I'm the richest man in the world and get stupid super powers when I go with the Fantastic Four on their mission and I look like the guy from Nip/Tuck"

Err.....

*thinks about the movie*

DAMMIT!

"I have siphoned the beyonders power, the living Tribunal, Galactus and..........Jubilee!!!"

"Im not wearing any panties"

Friend: Ok Vic u have to take out all the metal of you before we get on the plane
Doom: Son of *****!

Hmm should i buy the thong or regular? Which one makes my butt look big?

LOL

"I can teach you how to make love to a woman like no one has done before........."

lol

(Watching Pinky & the Brain)
"Brain seems a formidable rival. Doom must have that mouse assasinated!"

"You then grab his hand, and judo flip him acroos the room.........men are such pigs........."

"Goddammit! Give Doom thy Mustard Slave!"

"Its not Porn, I swear!!!!!!!!!!"

"I need to pee, but my suit is full"

"Doom has has come up with the most sinister plan of them all, Doom will take a poo in Richards shoes........"