Count Dooku vs. Jedi.

Started by Darth_Janus6 pages

Let's see, before we give you the position, what will it be? You gotta have a job, ya know.

Give me it? I already obtain it. I am Count Dooku. I have my own personal Underground Unit of Dark Jedi Jawa Assassins.

Not you, Dooku... Arbiter. He must prove himself.

Besides, your cadre of traitorous jawas are nothing compared to my elite Super Sith Ninja Jawas! They are trained from birth to **** shit up!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Not you, Dooku... Arbiter. He must prove himself.

Besides, your cadre of traitorous jawas are nothing compared to my elite Super Sith Ninja Jawas! They are trained from birth to **** shit up!

Traitorous, you say? They are true sith from Birth and they are all deadly and dangerous. They Assassinated several Jedi during the Great Purge. They have been around for thousands of years as a secret underground organization. At a ripe age twenty five, i took over them while i was in the Jedi Academy and trained them as deadly Jedi. Then they went back to being Sith so after Qui Gon died, i joined them as their Master.

Yeah, but I'm a KOTOR Jawa. Means my Sith pwn your Sith. Behold... I am Jawa Ragnos!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Yeah, but I'm a KOTOR Jawa. Means my Sith pwn your Sith. Behold... I am Jawa Ragnos!

KOTOR Jawa were weasels. They couldn't even deal with a Sand people camp. Hell, one of my Dark JEdi Jawa could take a Tusken Camp alone!

That was a cover. My SSNJs are smart... we manipulated Revan into pwning the Sand people for us, so we could minimize casualties.

Besides, who do you think ended the civil war on Korriban after the Jedi civil War, huh?

Jawas.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
That was a cover. My SSNJs are smart... we manipulated Revan into pwning the Sand people for us, so we could minimize casualties.

Besides, who do you think ended the civil war on Korriban after the Jedi civil War, huh?

Jawas.

Darth Vader was actually two of my Jawa's standing up in some suit. Anakin died long ago. And in the KOTOR Era, it was my Jawa's who killed Sion and Nihilus and Kreia, Not the Exile. The Exile never existed. Just another cover up from the UDJJA.

Oh yeah? Well, Marka Ragnos was a half breed... Half Jawa, half Sith... and he is me!

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha !!

Oooteenie, bitches!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Oh yeah? Well, Marka Ragnos was a half breed... Half Jawa, half Sith... and he is me!

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha !!

Oooteenie, bitches!

I am carrying this on in the "Dooku's Jawa Cantina" in the main EU section.... meet you there.

Agreed... *Slips under a carpet*

Lmao! And as Grandmaster of the SSNJ, I say OOOTEENIE!!!!

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Originally posted by Darth Windu
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