Count Dooku vs. Jedi.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Pfft... silly mortal. You do not understand. Join the Jawa Side of the Force... Learn to make droids from spare parts, and to gyp moisture farmers out of their hard-earned credits. Perfect the call "Oooteenie!"

What ? The Jawa Side of the Force ?

Taken from the history of the Jawa Sith Order:
...then with a terrible strength, he spoke. Jawas paled at his words, for it was if death had become incarnate and had spoken. Echoing throughout the deserts of Tatooine were the words of Nai Fohl: "Tremble and despair, for I am power! Oooteenie!"

See...I'm Jawa behind Jawaness (err...) 😛

Yeah, Jawa Fohl. You need to pass the trials and become a full-fledged Jawa Sith Master.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Yeah, Jawa Fohl. You need to pass the trials and become a full-fledged Jawa Sith Master.

Ok. What trials ?

The High Priest of the God Artoo is here. Oooteenie!

Oooteenie! The trials shall be held, for the transition of Sir Nai Fohl into Jawa Sith Master Fohl.

Let's see...

Nai Fohl, as his trial for acceptance, must provide me with a good argument in the Maul versus Sion thread, since that is starting to irk me.

Illustrious, as for your induction as High Priest to Artoo... you must pick apart the most illogical argument you see thoroughly. (Which you do anyways) Extra points for funny.

Look what you started...

Now everybody wants to be a Jawa, jeez.

(P.S.) Guess what...

💃JAWAS SUCK!...lol 😛

I think I'll go into exile for awhile now.

Quick! Get the infidel! Seize him.... (And nab his droids, too!) and bring him before me!

Alright I'm back. Whoa! No need for hostilites, besides its pretty hard to sieze somebody if your a Jawa.

*I wonder how far I could kick one, no I think I'd much rather kick an ewok, leaves to find an ewok*

Thou hath insulted the New Jawa Order with thy words of arrogance. . . . the wrath of Lord Artoo the Mighty is upon you!!! Oooteenie!!!

Wait... he is also the enemy of the ewoks. And the enemy of my enemy.... is kinda sorta my ally.

But if he makes any sudden moves, shock 'em!

. . . So be it. Go scrap.

The enemy of your enemy should never be your ally... It should be your enemy so you can ally yourself with your first enemy and destroy your second enemy and then when the second enemy is gone you can stab the first in the back.

Yes, Kreia...

Words of wisdom. . .

Cin Drallig is the Jedi Lightsaber Trainer. Depa and Sora fight with Vaapad. I know Vaapad is fake, but still, both survived the battle of Geonosis, they each have to be at least as strong as AOTC Anakin, Sora Bulq is nearly as strong as Mace Windu, no doubt about it, the Jedi would own.