The Scythe and Sir Mist late night show...

Good evening people, let me introduce myself, I'm the well known border-hopper here with my good friend Mist, tonights show is awesome with a guest appearence by Piggle Hunny, Cathy x-twenty sumthin, musical guest, SlipknoT, and like always, good ole' comedy!!!!

I'm just ****in' about that last part....

😑 righto.. uh.. i'll be... over there -->

Some of those people arent even online yet😂

Yes, that's why we'll do our comedy bit until they arrive Mist...haven't you ever watched television?

Anyways, President Bush was on the news tonight, he says a car spoke to him, when asked what the car said, the President replied:

"Beep beep"

How come I'm not a guest?

you suck? 😄 there, my stand up comedy set done *leaves*

Ladies and gentlemen, Poet has kindly joined us, let's have a word with him shall we?

Alright, so, I read your book, whoa, freeze frame, I've never read anything with so many KKK members killed, it was like a new Klan being slaughtered every page, tell me, what gave you the influence to write such a fine book?

*locks the door*

Get back in and make me laugh😠

Originally posted by Sir Mist
*locks the door*

Get back in and make me laugh😠

I'm not your *****!.... well not today, it my day off dammit!

Poet, you have me speech-less! no way!! NO WAY!!

*sits and watches* this is good so far...keep going.

Originally posted by Scythe
Ladies and gentlemen, Poet has kindly joined us, let's have a word with him shall we?

Alright, so, I read your book, whoa, freeze frame, I've never read anything with so many KKK members killed, it was like a new Klan being slaughtered every page, tell me, what gave you the influence to write such a fine book?

My dog, and my pimp, not to mention the inspirational condrums of "The Golden Girls" and "The South Beach Diet".

Ladies and gentleman please welcome KMCDUDE!!!

It is a pleasure to be in tonights show as a special guest,I were not invited,but to hell with that I thought the show needed me,I will be going now,cause I have to many ladies trying to kiss me.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
*sits and watches* this is good so far...keep going.

sit on my face and tell me you love me 😐

Whoa, we're gonna have to stop the show for a second here, RG has just popped in.

Wanna say a few words about your new movie RG?

Originally posted by intoxicatedpoet
My dog, and my pimp, not to mention the inspirational condrums of "The Golden Girls" and "The South Beach Diet".

Mhmm, I see, now, what are these alligations that I here? Word on the so called: "street" says you had sex with every female on the set of 90210? What's your say in this? And have you noticed I have bad grammer?

*looks at watch* I'm seppoused to be on! ugghh! 😠

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Whoa, we're gonna have to stop the show for a second here, RG has just popped in.

Wanna say a few words about your new movie RG?

*smiles and does a hair flip* of course...lets just say it involes me as a Vampire hunter who ends up becoming a Vamp when the hot Vampire king bites her and makes her his slave...btw its rated R 😉

R for raunchy randy rudeness, so how did you cope with the scene where oyu had to fall out of your top?

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
*smiles and does a hair flip* of course...lets just say it involes me as a Vampire hunter who ends up becoming a Vamp when the hot Vampire king bites her and makes her his slave...btw its rated R 😉