The Scythe and Sir Mist late night show...

Originally posted by Demarthl
R for raunchy randy rudeness, so how did you cope with the scene where oyu had to fall out of your top?

Originally posted by Demarthl
R for raunchy randy rudeness, so how did you cope with the scene where oyu had to fall out of your top?

whats to cope with? its part of the job baby 😉

Originally posted by Backbone
*whistles* Must be pretty..Hot, if you catch my drift 😉

wanna be the Vamp king?

tis a terrible shame that my monty python quote went completely unnoticed, your modern day american pig dogs have no true humour! 😛

Now, Mr. Poet, we have a clip here of your new movie entitled, "Poet visits a local preschool"!

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
*smiles and does a hair flip* of course...lets just say it involes me as a Vampire hunter who ends up becoming a Vamp when the hot Vampire king bites her and makes her his slave...btw its rated R 😉

Oh really? Tell us more about this wild romp in the vampire world...do we get to see any raunchyness from you?naughty

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
wanna be the Vamp king?

Originally posted by Demarthl
tis a terrible shame that my monty python quote went completely unnoticed, your modern day american pig dogs have no true humour! 😛

I got it, but you'll have to wait your turn til you perform more comedy routines like that...theres an ad break coming soon, we'll try and fit you in after a few more interviews😛

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Oh really? Tell us more about this wild romp in the vampire world...do we get to see any raunchyness from you?naughty

well, its two vamps what more is there to say....its hot 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Backbone
Who, little ol' me? 😱

why of course 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Sir Mist
I got it, but you'll have to wait your turn til you perform more comedy routines like that...theres an ad break coming soon, we'll try and fit you in after a few more interviews😛

twasnt aimed at you lad, your too naive to the succumbing bass structural damage, the benevelance will crush your semi autonomous carcass like an ant 😐

i'm just part of the audience anyway

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
why of course 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Scythe
Mhmm, I see, now, what are these alligations that I here? Word on the so called: "street" says you had sex with every female on the set of 90210? What's your say in this? And have you noticed I have bad grammer?

Yes, I banged them and the women from baywatch in a mad drunken orgy, and I will talk about it in my next book "Quesadillas for breakfast".

Now, can you walk us through your movie clip? What's going on there?

Let's take a break, when we get back, I'm pulling a random person from the audience onstage for alittle chat, let's just say if your name ends with marthl, and it begins with de, your on your way to stardom, don't go away more to come.

Originally posted by Scythe
Let's take a break, when we get back, I'm pulling a random person from the audience onstage for alittle chat, let's just say if your name ends with marthl, and it begins with de, your on your way to stardom, don't go away more to come.

Originally posted by Scythe
Now, Mr. Poet, we have a clip here of your new movie entitled, "Poet visits a local preschool"!

Hmm, I don't remember that happening in the film at all.

And now back to the show thanks for joining us ladies and gentlemen, let me welcome to the stage Demarthl, come on down!!!! or up, whichever...

Originally posted by intoxicatedpoet
Hmm, I don't remember that happening in the film at all.

Sorry, that was a picture of my hand at starbucks...

Originally posted by Backbone
Well m'lady, I accept your offer..😖hifty:

wanna go back stage? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
wanna go back stage? 😖hifty:

Call me when I'm up boys.. 😎

*enters from the side* who hath summoned the wrath of...

oh... you again, what now?

Originally posted by Backbone
😱 Sure..

Call me when I'm up boys.. 😎

*takes you back stage to a dark room*