Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Actually, that is true. Except I didn't actually give her the bird, the media had to soften that up. I actually mailed her a dead bird with a note: "Quit throwing up your food!" attached to it.
Unbelievable, that darn media, always putting their soft touch on things, everyone give a big hand to EsteemedLeader everyone, now for a commercial break!
::Commercial::
Lady: Darn these tumors, I wish they would just leave!!
::Man poofs out of nowhere::
Man: Well ma'am thanks to Tumor-CuttersTM you can rid yourself of tumors!!
Lady: Whaaaa!
Man: Yes, here's how it work!
::CG animated example::
Man: First you locate the tumor, grab at it with a firm hold, and just like chicken, your cut it right off!! Next step is apply and bandages, or gauze, or anti-dissenfectant cream! All these things will help you, but not correct my grammer!
Lady: Oh wow!! I feel like a million bu.......
::Thud::
Man:...............................Tumor-CuttersTM!! Available at your local grocery market!
Now back to the show, this person has appeared on hit shows such as, "Beanie, get off my damn lawn!" and "Morning Wood'