The Scythe and Sir Mist late night show...

Originally posted by Scythe
: : Massive applause W/screaming teenage girls fluttering eyelashes : :

Hehehehe, welcome Vinny, how are you, that's great, now, let's get down to business, I know your a busy person, but your new movie "Help, someones stolen my baby mobile did tremendously well at the box-office, and lately people are wondering, were those photos of a small child wearing the sailor suit with a giant lollipop, you know, and a rainbow hat with a little propeller at the top, people wanna know, is that really you in those pictures?

Well Bob, can I call you Frank? Well Bob, those are actually my face photoshoped on over Mike Myers Body. See, I was busy so they just had my face put on. But all the sex scenes were all my body.

Hahahaaha, which is strange, because almost the entire cast is compose of infants, hahaha, your too much ViVi!

So, I hear there were on screen romances, due tell? Word is literally spreading faster then when I told my friend I was pregnant, that you, and Anita Buena are currently dating. Now I don't know spanish, but when I asked her this question last week when she was on the show, she replied by saying: "Chinga tu madre pinche joto!" Which I can only begin to translate as, "I love Vinny long time!!". So what's your view on all of this? When's the wedding? Am I invited?

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahahaaha, which is strange, because almost the entire cast is compose of infants, hahaha, your too much ViVi!

So, I hear there were on screen romances, due tell? Word is literally spreading faster then when I told my friend I was pregnant, that you, and Anita Buena are currently dating. Now I don't know spanish, but when I asked her this question last week when she was on the show, she replied by saying: "Chinga tu madre pinche joto!" Which I can only begin to translate as, "I love Vinny long time!!". So what's your view on all of this? When's the wedding? Am I invited?

Well Frank, I must say we did hit the old one two, once or twice if you know what I mean, *Wink Wink, Wank Wank* But yes, it was a very special time for both of us. But then she started talking about feelings so I pimp smaked her and said " Don't You Know who I am? I'm the Vinster *****!" And then Pimp smacked her ass to the floor.

chair

what do i have to do to get noticed
take off all of my clothes??

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well Frank, I must say we did hit the old one two, once or twice if you know what I mean, ***** ****, **** ***** But yes, it was a very special time for both of us. But then she started talking about f**lings so I pi*p sma*ked her and said " Don't You Know who I am? I'm the Vinster *****!" And then Pi*p smacked her a** to the floor.

: : Uhoh, we're going to have to edit that out for our younger viewers, see the press has been on me since I attempted to digest that african-american boy, I thought he was made of solid chocalate, I'm sorry! : :

: : Back to the show : :

Hahahahaha, your a riot Vinny! Now tell me, your finishing up premoting your new movie, what's in the future for our good friend Vinny? And to the woman in the audience attempting to take off her clothes, please stop, or you will be moved to my dressing room...

yeah!!!!!!!

Last warning...

Originally posted by Scythe
f**lings

Hehehe, notice how I censored Vinny's post, I didn't realize I censored the word "feelings". Hehehehe, nice.

promises promises

hahaha i have been noticed!!!!
although im not suprised by whic methods i had to use.

Okay, that's it, remove her!

Also, dip her in "REAL" chocalate this time, I don't want any complications anymore...

Well, the future Bill is nothing amazing. I plan to stop by an old bording house I used to go to, KMC thay called it and sleep with the old time girls. Ladyluck etc etc...

Anyway, Wanna see some of my special Moves?

you'll never take me alive!!!
DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!???????!!!!!

ok do i at least get to bring my clothes?

Oh yeah! What dya say folks?

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Okay, let me just move this coffee table, anything you want me to do? How does this work?

its like i was never there.

Originally posted by natashia
ok do i at least get to bring my clothes?

Not unless I can wear them afterwards...

*Pulls off all clothes and then starts doing these trange exotic dance*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Pulls off all clothes and then starts doing these strange exotic dance*

stares
whistling

joins in

party!!!

Unbelievable ladies and gentlemen, Vinny Valentine, doing what I can only describe as a naked Cherleston shuffle with an inverted crab/crip-walk style coupled with insane profanity!

THIS! THIS IS WHAT MAKES MY SHOW THE BEST!

You saw it here first babes! Well that's our show for tonight, I'de like to thank Vinny Valentine for his unorthadox procedures, my assistant SelphieT, musical guest Elton John, thank you very much, I have a matter to tend to in my dressing him.

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