Wuher vs Dex

The Cantina bartender in a tussle against the four-armed diner cook from AotC.

Dex is the obvious victor.

Dex cleans house.

Why so certain?

He's bigger heavier and has four arms.

Ye. And he's loved by the Jawas. . . .

Dex is strong with the Jawa Side of the Force.

That and he knows about Kamino saber darts, which probably means he has a shady past.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
That and he knows about Kamino saber darts, which probably means he has a shady past.

Hey man, the Cantina is pretty shady!

Yeah, but still... Dex's cafe is a cover.

Yeah, Dex really makes his profit off selling illegally pirated lightsabers to lazy Jedi Padawans.

And twilek slaves, too. Gotta remember that.

But that doesn't give him as much profit as the pirated lightsabers.

You'd be amazed at how much deprived padawans will pay for a free lightsaber, that's how the Republc got into so much debt in the first place! And then the kids really love those blades.

Kids and lightsabers... 'tis a beautiful thing.

They are really growing up so fast... getting skilled with sabers so young... -tear in eye-

Lil' Bobby killed his first Sith today. Me and his estranged mother are gonna pitch in and buy him a braid kit for his padawanship.

No, go back to Dex and buy him a Twi'lek sex slave. He'll thank you later.

Pfft. As if I'd buy him one before I'd buy myself one! He can have the old model.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
That and he knows about Kamino saber darts, which probably means he has a shady past.

also he may have known some bounty hunters of some other sinister people

or**