Wuher vs Dex

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Pfft. As if I'd buy him one before I'd buy myself one! He can have the old model.

Or you can learn to share.

Sharing? I am a jawa Sith lord. Share my ass....

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Sharing? I am a jawa Sith lord. Share my ass....

Share your ass ? Watch out, Janus...some people here might just take that literally. 😛

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Sharing? I am a jawa Sith lord. Share my ass....

But he's Lil' Bobby, he has a puppy dog face that could make Jawas cry in pity.

I meant, share my donkey... I am a humble farming jawa with too much humbleness to give my son something I would keep for myself, since it would be horrible.

Lil' Bobby can have the good twilek slave...

... I'll just keep the older, more experienced one... Oooteenie!

Older, more experienced one? What are you planning?

Is the Dark Lord getting soft?! You still have to help run the New Jawa Order, foo'! Keep the young one; she'll learn quick. Oh yeah, and throw Lil' Bobby to the damn Krayts. That kid stole my loot from the Ewok's camp. . .

Ah who cares? He's the lord of Jawas, he can make anyone young again.

Only with the consent of Lord Artoo. . . you must accomplish the task set forth by Janus in order to be his messenger, the Mouth of Artoo.

I am already the mouth of Artoo, it was I who purchased Artoo from crappy moisture farmers and restored him to divinity by telling him to use his powers of godliness!

Ah. . . put in a quote next to your sig, Mouth of Artoo!

And so it shall be done.

Eeexcellent. . .

Hold up. . . Jawa Artoo?! You mock the Lord?! You. . . . ! Meh, **** it. But Artoo's God. . . .

Of course, Artoo is the Jawa's idol.

lmao

And so the New Jawa Order marches on: