Damn my girlfriend packs a punch!

Started by Lil Krueger2 pages

Damn my girlfriend packs a punch!

My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.

guess who's the ***** in the relationship 😛

Re: Damn my girlfriend packs a punch!

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.

God, you suck at having a relationship. Soon you'll be humping a pillow since your girlfriend got some sense and dumped your ass.

Shut up! Shes just taller than me...thats all 😮

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
guess who's the ***** in the relationship 😛
😂 my words are stolen

Originally posted by Hornyman
God, you suck at having a relationship. Soon you'll be humping a pillow since your girlfriend got some sense and dumped your ass.
w00t

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
😂 my words are stolen
🥷

Re: Re: Damn my girlfriend packs a punch!

Originally posted by Hornyman
God, you suck at having a relationship. Soon you'll be humping a pillow since your girlfriend got some sense and dumped your ass.

She didnt dump me. And go to hell so Satan could torture u.

Dude, hope it bruises over & guilt her. 😛

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
She didnt dump me. And go to hell so Satan could torture u.
❌ that was just pathetic

Stop being pricks, leave the kid alone.

Re: Re: Re: Damn my girlfriend packs a punch!

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
She didnt dump me. And go to hell so Satan could torture u.

I din't mean it before, but wit that pathetic of a retort, now I do.

Originally posted by JToTheP
Stop being pricks, leave the kid alone.
oh we're just messing with the boy.....puts hair on his chest, or hers.....*checks profile* his chest

You DID mean it last time. You telling me I hump a pillow? Your a humping a rotten dog and thinking why it isn't moving!

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
You DID mean it last time. You telling me I hump a pillow? Your a humping a rotten dog and thinking why it isn't moving!
🙄 now that was just sad

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
You DID mean it last time. You telling me I hump a pillow? Your a humping a rotten dog and thinking why it isn't moving!

And when did you become a psychic?

Originally posted by Hornyman
And when did you become a psychic?
😆...nice >: o...that should be a smilie

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
guess who's the ***** in the relationship 😛

Exactly....you loser....

she punched your arm for doing that to her? you got off light...youre lucky she didnt kick you in the junk for that....😂

i know...i wouldve got kicked in the nuts over and over then in the nose...