Damn my girlfriend packs a punch!

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Re: Damn my girlfriend packs a punch!

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.

😐

Where the F*CK did you hear we eat shit like that? 🙄

Not a smart move, dude

Re: Damn my girlfriend packs a punch!

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.

Idiot

Dont call me an idiot, im only 13.

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.
Thats sad...id rather have a guy thats stronger than me (phyiscally and emotinally) cuz i dont like whimps...

Re: Re: Damn my girlfriend packs a punch!

Originally posted by Hornyman
God, you suck at having a relationship. Soon you'll be humping a pillow since your girlfriend got some sense and dumped your ass.

😆

They're called grubs, not maggots. Grubs are really good for you, full of nutrients, and people who try them say they're very good.

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Shut up! Shes just taller than me...thats all 😮

So she's taller than you and she can pack a punch? Damn you're screwed. If you make her really mad, I can bet anything she can kick your ass. I bet you're her b*tch aren't you?

Originally posted by Hulk Power
So she's taller than you and she can pack a punch? Damn you're screwed. If you make her really mad, I can bet anything she can kick your ass. I bet you're her b*tch aren't you?

Probably is

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.

Smooth move. I laugh at your misery. 😆

That's terrible, man.

😂

Re: Damn my girlfriend packs a punch!

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.

Mmmm, big no no.