Liar Liar Pants on Fire!!!

this is a thread where you can make up lies about yourself in order to gain attention and/or gain sympathy. we have all seen this happen before here, but this is a thread where we can do it for fun. here we go......

i am a millionare. i have mastered every martial art imaginable, even inventing a few of my own. i save old women daily from being mugged by knife weilding thugs. i even have my own rap label. ever hear of DMX? i made him!!! 😂

im actually bill gates 😐

I have six testicles and three penises 😐

I'm god... 😐

I Have a 12 foot penis

Im a woman!😱

Ok...so that wasnt a lie😮

Wait...that part was...

Or was it?🥷

Ive successfully confused myself😐

I'm Fallen Jedi's sock 😄

Mist is a transexual whore 😐

this is a test, you know..... 😂

im just a sock 😐 🥷

I'm Robs sock, in all honesty I am

I'm the tatoo lady's underpants.

Yeah why do you think that I act exactly the same as slipknot, thats because I am him you bitches. Diddle dee dum do

i have taken Raz hostage 🥷

Im Raz😐

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
this is a test, you know..... 😂

Damn you RJ, I thought you were really dying😠

my pants is on fire 😐

😗

I'm dead

I lie 😐