Originally posted by Darth Mantis I defeated Bruce Lee with one hand.
When did you fight RJ?
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Darth MantisRanger
I own a Jackalope.
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muserkeSenior Member
I'm the Chosen One of some jibberisch Jedi prophecy.
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Count DookuRestricted
Originally posted by Darth Mantis I own a Jackalope.
Hahahaha!
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Darth MantisRanger
Originally posted by Count Dooku When did you fight RJ?
Whose RJ?
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Count DookuRestricted
Originally posted by Darth Mantis Whose RJ?
Rogue Jedi. He is Bruce Lee.
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Darth MantisRanger
... I live in a pineapple under the sea...
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Rogue JediRestricted
i can lick my forehead with my tongue.
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muserkeSenior Member
I can lick my ass with my tongue. 😐
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Rogue JediRestricted
Originally posted by Count Dooku Rogue Jedi. He is Bruce Lee.
you do know that bruce lee is dead, right? also, i am caucasian, not asian, brainiac.
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Darth MantisRanger
Jackie Chan stole my wallet.
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Sir MistSenior Member
I stole Jackie Chan.
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muserkeSenior Member
I am Jackie Chan. My movies are soooo goood.
Btw, mantis, yoink!
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Rogue JediRestricted
i am mark hamill.....what the fukk happened to my career?!?!?!?!
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muserkeSenior Member
I am a lightsaber.
Pshhhh zuuuuuuuuuuuuum zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.
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Darth MantisRanger
Osama Bin Laden is swimming in my pool... Naked...
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BakaXeroFree SUGAR!
i was shot out of a cannon into a twister which took my half way around the world where some scientist zapped me back to the jarassic age and was eaten by a T-Rex