Has a birdy ever shat on you?

Ok I just wanted to ask a very simple question... has a bird ever crapped on you? Don't ask how it came into my head. So spill the beans, who has been shat on and how did it happen?!?!?!

I havent had the honor yet, but a bird did try.

My brother and I were chillin outside shooting the breeze. Anyways I move and bird crap lands were I had previously been standing. I look to the sky (not very wise now that i think about it), but I didnt see a bird. Some time passes and I move. Again bird crap lands where I had previoulsy been standing. At this point my brother and I are trippin. After bird crap falls a third time, I look up and there's a bird circling the sky and I swear he was laughing. After the crap falls a third time, I just go back inside the house. I wasn't gonna take any chances.

I was walking across the street from my school when I felt something wet slap up against my cheek... it wasnt alot but it caught me 🙁

Originally posted by ShapedByWords
Ok I just wanted to ask a very simple question... has a bird ever crapped on you? Don't ask how it came into my head. So spill the beans, who has been shat on and how did it happen?!?!?!

I havent had the honor yet, but a bird did try.

My brother and I were chillin outside shooting the breeze. Anyways I move and bird crap lands were I had previously been standing. I look to the sky (not very wise now that i think about it), but I didnt see a bird. Some time passes and I move. Again bird crap lands where I had previoulsy been standing. At this point my brother and I are trippin. After bird crap falls a third time, I look up and there's a bird circling the sky and I swear he was laughing. After the crap falls a third time, I just go back inside the house. I wasn't gonna take any chances.

I've never been shat on yet either. *crosses fingers*

I haven't been shat on.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I was walking across the street from my school when I felt something wet slap up against my cheek... it wasnt alot but it caught me 🙁

Once at school, the class were just going outside to play tennis, and a girl called Stacey (who constantly teased me) got crapped on. Straight on the top of her head. I almost exploded trying not to laugh. 😂

Originally posted by Kharhmah
😂

I've never been shat on yet either. *crosses fingers*

shit

Oh look, a horse is running from a possessed pile of its own doo-doo. 😐

horseshit

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Once at school, the class were just going outside to play tennis, and a girl called Stacey (who constantly teased me) got crapped on. Straight on the top of her head. I almost exploded trying not to laugh. 😂

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh look, a horse is running from a possessed pile of its own doo-doo. 😐

horseshit

Originally posted by ShapedByWords
You better cross those fingers. That bird is headed in your direction!! 😱

shit

😱 Ahhhh!

*puts up umbrella*

Originally posted by Kharhmah
😱 Ahhhh!

*puts up umbrella*

Originally posted by ShapedByWords
lol you must be lucky. how did you have an umbrella handy?

Yes 😐
My pet parrot always shits on me 🙁

Originally posted by s|m
Yes 😐
My pet parrot always shits on me 🙁

Sorry. Kofmaster impression. 😐

You think it's a sign of respect or love maybe 😐?

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I knew to carry my umbrella........... because I'm psychic! 😱 😂

Originally posted by s|m
Yes 😐
My pet parrot always shits on me 🙁

umbrella hat? 😕

Originally posted by ShapedByWords
No wonder you have all the answers. 😛

bummer

umbrella hat? 😕

😄

Originally posted by s|m
You think it's a sign of respect or love maybe 😐?

I have another story. My brother is all finicky about his hair so it takes him a while to get it "just right." Well this one time we were going to the mall and as soon as we got there this bird crapped0 his hair. The gell in his hair was still wet too. 😖 It was messy, but funny as hell.

I've had to clean bird shit off a car before disgust

Have I ever shat on you?