Has a birdy ever shat on you?

Once it shat on my sweater....

Originally posted by shaber
I've had to clean bird shit off a car before disgust

Originally posted by Dogbert
Have I ever shat on you?

Oh. *shits on you*

Originally posted by Dogbert
Oh. *shits on you*

i've been shat on three times. once on holiday when i was going out to a show. once at school and i got laughed at, once walking around town (luckily i had a hat on) and once when i was walking around with my family and they all laughed!!
Those damn birds are out to get me i say!! 😠

Not on me ❌

once in my sisters hair 😂

and once on my nan... boy was that a good day hysterical

😆 it'll happen, sooner or later.

Yea, But then I drank a Red Bull and It gave me Wings so I flew up and Shat on him 😐

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Yea, But then I drank a Red Bull and It gave me Wings so I flew up and Shat on him 😐

😂

*shits*

Hmm... TAWP?

Originally posted by Cid
i've been shat on three times. once on holiday when i was going out to a show. once at school and i got laughed at, once walking around town (luckily i had a hat on) and once when i was walking around with my family and they all laughed!!
Those damn birds are out to get me i say!! 😠

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Yea, But then I drank a Red Bull and It gave me Wings so I flew up and Shat on him 😐

nope, but they did on my friend she started hyper ventalating and had this huge hissy fit about it lol, v. funny

Originally posted by ShapedByWords
Dont know. 😬

I have another story. My brother is all finicky about his hair so it takes him a while to get it "just right." Well this one time we were going to the mall and as soon as we got there this bird crapped0 his hair. The gell in his hair was still wet too. 😖 It was messy, but funny as hell.

😘

Originally posted by R2D2-89
nope, but they did on my friend she started hyper ventalating and had this huge hissy fit about it lol, v. funny

Never been shat on my a bird...

a baby on the other hand .....disgust

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Never been shat on my a bird...

a baby on the other hand .....disgust

sorry Liv but that amuses me

Originally posted by ShapedByWords
lol

sorry Liv but that amuses me

Glad your amused ..glare....

😛

... One time, at band camp... j/k 😛

... A dirty birdy got me on my shoulder when I was about 8. My grandfather told me it was good luck.

... as I wiped the splatter off of my ear.... Lucky me. disgust

Originally posted by D-Double
... One time, at band camp... j/k 😛

... A dirty birdy got me on my shoulder when I was about 8. My grandfather told me it was good luck.

... as I wiped the splatter off of my ear.... Lucky me. disgust