Random Facts About You

Started by ~Wålshy~395 pages

personally i think eminem is shit
and embarrassment to music

Good for you. 👆

damn

this is not the right thread

I had a lot of people smelling me in class yesterday.

I was wearing this awesome cologne called "Chrome by Azzaro".

They were all like "You smell good!"

I hate shaving.

Originally posted by Wanderer11
I hate shaving.

I broke my nose when I was 15.

I know this boy who thinks he's a crip. (He's white, in case you were wondering, wears glasses, acne, etc.)

He tries so hard to convince every body he's a crip.

He got this message on his phone and it was somebody saying "You know what to do." Me and all my friends starting laughing, and didn't stop for like 3 days, because we all know he was a ****ing liar.

hehe, you had to be there.

Crips are pussies.

I liek mentos

It's amazing how fast one of your friends can turn into a total B!TCH!

I knew this girl last year, and we got along good. We talked a lot, hung out a lot, bla bla bla. And she's in my class again this year, only we aren't getting a long so great anymore. We had to study for some science test, and we had to have partners, and I had just walked in from the bathroom, and she didn't have a partner, so we HAD to be partners. And she got all mad, started screaming at me, saying she didn't want to be my partner, insulting me, cussing at me, just had a total *****-fit. I suppose it was my fault nobody wanted to be her partner.

But she had absolutely no reason to be mad at me, because I literally had not said 2 words to her until that day. Anyway, we both started yelling at each other in class (teacher was out of the room), and I was pissed, because I was getting shit for no reason, and I refused to do any work, or speak to her.

What a *****.

I am going bold.

I have put on 5lbs in the last 3 months.

^^ bummer dude.

I eat really unhealthily, yet I still weight under 10stone.

Since February I've lost 55lbs.

Me and my GF went to see "I Am Legend" a while back.

When the dog died, she was like crying A LOT.

And for some reason I thought of something that made me just laugh uncontrollably. I was trying to keep her from noticing.

She noticed. She got mad at me and called me "mean" because she thought I was laughing at the dog. She still talks about that. And still gets angry.

Don't remember what I was laughing at though.

Oh yeah, I was laughing kind of loud, and I got a lot of people in the theater staring at me.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Me and my GF went to see "I Am Legend" a while back.

When the dog died, she was like crying A LOT.

And for some reason I thought of something that made me just laugh uncontrollably. I was trying to keep her from noticing.

She noticed. She got mad at me and called me "mean" because she thought I was laughing at the dog. She still talks about that. And still gets angry.

Don't remember what I was laughing at though.

Oh yeah, I was laughing kind of loud, and I got a lot of people in the theater staring at me.

the dog dies? oh

spoiler!

Also, me, my GF, and a couple friends watched Titanic like last week.

There was one part where this one guy fell off the ship, and hits his head on the propeller.

Me and this other boy (who was my best friend) both busted out laughing at that. The girls that were there when they saw it, they were like "Oh my god!" And me and my friend couldn't stop laughing.

I think I saw my girlfriend laughing too, but not as hard as I was.

I am not very good with computers