Random Facts About You

Originally posted by King Castle
i have unintentionally attracted gay men to me with my looks.. its understandable.... i dont get mad, i just say thank you but i am not gay.

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when i am at a bar in my nice clothes.. some gay men think i might be gay due to my looks and attractiveness...

like no way a straight man can have such a nice hair cut clean shaven face and trim body... mmm.. he must be one of us..

but, i am not, i am just a man who focuses on his looks for the chers..

You talk an awful lot about your looks and your body.

i do not... not really... i mean i am not you, i have nothin to brag about you sexy umm.. you.

anyways..

even straight guys have asked me if i was gay at one time or another.

i mean cant a straight man make guy jokes ala construction site small talk without ppl thinkin your gay?

random fact:

i talk a lot about homosexuals whether its small talk or jokes or callin some one gay.

Sure why not.

its funny and its okay.... not like crackin black jokes b/c that would be wrong b/c they are organized and have al sharpton

I like pastrami.

i am pretty good at reading ppl and eliciting a response... usually i like negative outburst or emotional turmoil i find it funny.. but, also i hate myself for taking pleasure from others especially when i am instrumental in doing it.

i am sick i tell ya sick!! i cant stop.

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were having chinese food for dinner w00t

i taught my brother mathematics from adding/subtractions to fractions and division withing one summer while he was only 4 yrs old.

I ate a booger once.

i think we were meant to be more then what we are but, i was too lazy and my brother emulated me..

but, at least he gets to wear a spiffy lab coat to work and play electronic engineer...

im pretty flexible for a fat person

can you touch your toes without bending your knees?

i used to be able to.. but i dont stretch anymore an i am getting old.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
im pretty flexible for a fat person

Originally posted by King Castle
can you touch your toes without bending your knees?

i used to be able to.. but i dont stretch anymore an i am getting old.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Something tells me this post would cause Walshy to cream his panties.

i am scary smart... i took college chemistry also a geology class along with my crew at the university we only attended 3 times a week we started half way in and we only had to take the exams and not attend the classes...

we held the class curve in both classes and the kids hated us b/c of who we were and how smart we were compared to them...

life and hands on experience beats book knowledge..

would you rather learn from a book about a group of ppl or travel to the ppl and ask them and immerse yourself in the culture?

i know enough to get by and i like it that way

our company made a deal with the university which allowed the college kids to go to a construction site and excavate using what they learn in school... one of the kids was given to me.. i handed him a fox shovel and he laughed at me told me to let him use the vaghoe..

i said no.. he then responded with i know what this is, you are hazing me right?

i was like no bro.. i am not hazing you. do i look like your frat brother who plays games?

1st we take soil samples to find out what type of soil we are dealing with after our inspectors come out to mark the area from gas lines/water lines and electric lines. we do a test drill and measure the torque to help us figure out what type of soil is further down there after we made our initial guiding hole..

the dude responded with i am not goin to school to be a laborer but a geologist, he dropped the shovel and walked off.. i wanted to kick his @$$ from here to sunday but i figure if that was his work ethic he probably wouldnt get a job as a geologist or archeologist in any form whether its in egypt or for the city or for a construction company..

since he thinks only a college diploma makes you a geologist and a guy who did it hands on isnt a geologist even though he gets paid to use the same exact methods and required to have knowledge of soil samples, digging techniques from hands on to book...

the college kid gets book knowledge but no hands on.. what an idiot

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Originally posted by King Castle
can you touch your toes without bending your knees?

i used to be able to.. but i dont stretch anymore an i am getting old.