Random Facts About You

Started by ~Bun Bun~395 pages

Originally posted by King Castle
can you touch your toes without bending your knees?

i used to be able to.. but i dont stretch anymore an i am getting old.

I can do it!! 😱

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
im pretty flexible for a fat person

Yay for flexible fat chicks!! 😄

I have dimples.

Awww dimples

Awwww yeah.

I have lost my f*cking mind.

Originally posted by Dave_97
I have lost my f*cking mind.

Join the ranks crazy

I spend my hours at work singing in my head because i think the machine i work with can read my thoughts and that it likes metallica, then i debated karma with it for 3 hours.

the f*ck is wrong with me?

Sanity is overrated.

Originally posted by King Castle
i am scary smart... i took college chemistry also a geology class along with my crew at the university we only attended 3 times a week we started half way in and we only had to take the exams and not attend the classes...

we held the class curve in both classes and the kids hated us b/c of who we were and how smart we were compared to them...

life and hands on experience beats book knowledge..

would you rather learn from a book about a group of ppl or travel to the ppl and ask them and immerse yourself in the culture?


I'm smart too.

I made some toast last week and I didn't burn it.

😐

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I'm smart too.

I made some toast last week and I didn't burn it.

😐

But are your bewbz OK?

Oh ja.

Simon gave 'em a once over this morning.
He says they're good. ✅

Wondering where the phuck Leo is.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I'm smart too.

I made some toast last week and I didn't burn it.

😐

to be fair and honest our company also hired tutors for us during our lunch hours to help us go through our books and assignments so we wouldnt fail... i guess its a lil like cheatin... but if your not cheatin you are not tryin... also it was stuff we already knew with hands on knowledge seeing as it was our job.. also the fear of being fired and the incentive to get paid more was also a motivation.

you are very smart if you can make toast... i sometimes screw up boilin water.. honestly...

Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
Wondering where the phuck Leo is.
I have a secret...

Originally posted by King Castle
you are very smart if you can make toast

inorite?

i have evaporated the water in my coffee and or prepping for my ramen soup

if your not cheatin your not trying. THATS TITO ORTIZ!

no.. that is marine bootcamp instructors.. tellin us not to fail and succeed by all means.

well i thought tito ortiz was the original cuz i only heard it from him.
when he said that, it makes him more of a douchebag.

random fun fact : I dont cheat my way through.

Oh boy.