Random Facts About You

Originally posted by dadudemon
Must....resist....replying!

pained

Okay, I'll leave it at that.

Originally posted by Ax3l
You ejaculated in your pantaloons and you're just going to leave it? Clean yourself, goddammit.

But I was wearing your underwear...

your dirty underwear. teehee

What the **** are you implying?!

Originally posted by Ax3l
What the **** are you implying?!

That I enjoy the smell and feel of your shitstains and fromunda cheese. naughty

They have a feel?

Originally posted by Ax3l
They have a feel?

The fromunda cheese has a pasty slimy feel to it and the shit stains are crusty poop flakes.

bewbz.

Originally posted by dadudemon
The fromunda cheese has a pasty slimy feel to it and the shit stains are crusty poop flakes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
bewbz.

Okay, now I'm turned on.

Having to call off work due to illness sucks.

I haven't called off work in years. I have the immune system of Wolverine.

Really? Because Wolverine was stabbed multiple times but healed. He doesn't have all that much resistance, just VERY good healing powers 😛

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Really? Because Wolverine was stabbed multiple times but healed. He doesn't have all that much resistance, just VERY good healing powers 😛

Originally posted by dadudemon
Must....resist....replying!

pained

Okay, I'll leave it at that.

For the record, in that last message the smiley was supposed to be a 😉 instead of a 🙁 .

Random fact: I love cooler weather.. like below 80F.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Really? Because Wolverine was stabbed multiple times but healed. He doesn't have all that much resistance, just VERY good healing powers 😛

DAMN YOU PRICE IS RIGHT FOR LYING TO ME!!! jr_shakefist
I WANTED SOME HOT SIDNEY CROSBY ACTION!!!!!! ha-son
I WANTED TO SEE HIM ACT AS ONE OF THE MODELS FOR A PRIZE!!!!
BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!! ALL I GOT WAS A VIDEO!!!!
**** YOU!!!! fffuuu

I think I want my song at my funeral to be "3 Little Birds" by Bob Marley

"Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Rise up this mornin',
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin', ("This is my message to you-ou-ou:"😉

Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
Singin': "Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Pretty badass funeral song if you ask me.

i like liver put lots of onions seasoning and mushrooms in a sauce and yum...

was able to get $86 from my schoolbooks today awew00t

I drink alcohol.