Random Facts About You

Started by AbnormalButSane395 pages

I've lost about 5 pounds within the last two weeks.

You're too skinny nuts

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've lost about 5 pounds within the last two weeks.

I'm jealous. 🙁

Originally posted by Thoren
What cooperation do you work for? ermmnone
Darden.

ive been listening to the Labyrinth soundtrack for the past 5 days nonstop

Originally posted by Transmaniacon
Darden.
Is it a corporation? Or cooperation? ermmnone

My finger nail fell off after being crushed by a window.

Pregnant women's stomachs freak me the hell out. I have no idea why.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Pregnant women's stomachs freak me the hell out. I have no idea why.
Just imagine when you get pregnant.

i like to drink pickle juice haermm

Originally posted by Thoren
Just imagine when you get pregnant.

blasphemy

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
i like to drink pickle juice haermm
Is that innuendo?
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
blasphemy
I'll impregnate you one day, and you will have my spawn.

Originally posted by Thoren
Is that innuendo? I'll impregnate you one day, and you will have my spawn.

uhuh No man gets his semen near my ova.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
uhuh No man gets his semen near my ova.
I will, and it'll be glorious. mwahaha

And you'll be my slave, and bow before your god. biscuits

Nice try, Anubis.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Nice try, Anubis.
We'll see.

And my eyes glow.

😆

Originally posted by Thoren
Is that innuendo? I'll impregnate you one day, and you will have my spawn.

only if you want it to be biscuits

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
only if you want it to be biscuits
Oh behave. biscuits
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
😆
Yes, all the ladies love my glowing eyes. biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Pregnant women's stomachs freak me the hell out. I have no idea why.

They do seem weird.