Random Facts About You

Originally posted by Thoren
Oh behave. biscuits

I prefer beer over hard liquor.
I play a lot of video games.
I strongly dislike religion.
Video games are badass.
I love watching battle anime(naruto, bleach)
When i get enough money im going to want to do many different martial arts (kick boxing, wrestling, muay thati, bjj, judo, etc)
Deathcore is my favorite genre of music, along with rap.

helped my mom pick out my brother's birthday cake (a Halloween theme one with the Grim Reaper and a grave with RIP on the headstone. we're thinking of replacing the Grim Reaper with a Ghost Face because my brother is obsessed with the Scream movies) plus i picked out my own cake aweawe (Pokemon with a little plastic Piplup, Turtwig, and Chimchar on it which my sister wants to put beer can candles on to make it look like they're drinking aweawe )

My hands are always freakishly cold.

My penis is always freakishly big.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
My penis is always freakishly big.

Proof or you're lying.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Proof or you're lying.

Ummmm...

I love trail mix and everyone thinks its weird.
I love being around people, yet I love isolation.
I love drinking water.
I live on my laptop.
I need a new car because I fell asleep driving and ran into a mailbox and knocked off my side mirror... LOL

A jogger woman on my walking trail stops in her tracks when she sees me. Last time she stopped and smiled and said hi and went on jogging. 2 days later had a dream she was seducing me and woke up very much aroused.

I masturbate everyday.

Sometimes more than once.

me not so much...

I dont jack off when a girl and i are in a sexual relationship.

Originally posted by YankeeWhaler
A jogger woman on my walking trail stops in her tracks when she sees me. Last time she stopped and smiled and said hi and went on jogging. 2 days later had a dream she was seducing me and woke up very much aroused.

My hand cramped up.

BARKER AND I NEED A JUDGE FOR OUR DUEL, PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US??????

Originally posted by Slay
Dude, you gotta hit that shit, nig'.

Yeah it great to have a girl show interest in me, one that takes fitness seriously, thats a rarity. Usually its the ones that are obese and taking anti depressants.

Should tap it, but I get all my gf pregnant within a month or two, and not a big fan of condoms or anal. So, gotta be responsible and hold off.

Hope she stays out of my dreams, gotta be careful with my guided imagery and visualization and keep out the images I find abhorrent and instill the seeds of images I want to manifest.

No more settling for 3rd rate people, first class only or no go.

Originally posted by Slay
He's lying.

shut your ****ing hole you ugly ass dutchman!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Proof or you're lying.

well it's ****ing cold out in space..can't proove it to ya but i ain't lyin'...what kinda ****ed up logic is that...proof or lie...you know ABS, a smart man once said that you can say whatever the **** you want and you're always right until someone proves that you're wrong

I cant stop smiling....

SEX IS THAT AWESOME

I'm an avid wrestling fan. I do not drink alcohol. I like coffee. I have five siblings. I'm into leather in a kinky way. I have an enormous collection of transformers. I do not play video games. I'm 5'9. I make awesome new England clam chowder. I hate salmon.

Originally posted by UncleCartoon
Ummmm...

I love trail mix and everyone thinks its weird.
I love being around people, yet I love isolation.
I love drinking water.
I live on my laptop.
I need a new car because I fell asleep driving and ran into a mailbox and knocked off my side mirror... LOL