what if legolas was gay??

😂

Oh, I shouldn't find this funny...😂

Originally posted by b-dan
i know this thread lacks intellegence but what would happen if he was??

Originally posted by Fianna
Aragorn would not try to eat Arwen's face at the coronation ✅

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
what are your thoughts?

Originally posted by Clovie
he isn't? 🤨

think about the friendship he had with Gimli....

sorry...couldn't have stoped myself 😛

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Actually the whole time he was doing that, he was eyeing Elrond. Did you not see Legolas sigh unhappily when Aragorn did that?

If Legolas was gay, he would have attracted the attention of Aragorn, who is also gay. That would have led to Arwen the choice of being lesbian and having afffairs with Galadriel, also lesbian. The great Sauron the gay would be jealous of Aragorn and Legolas so he would send is gay army of gay orcs to put gayish stuff everywhere. Then gay Frodo and homosexual Sam would lost the ring (too deep into Frodo's *** and when he would fart, the ring would have gone in the gay mountain and who would spit gay lava. It would have saved some life in the end

so everything would still be good 🙂

Indeed.

Originally posted by Mandos
If Legolas was gay, he would have attracted the attention of Aragorn, who is also gay. That would have led to Arwen the choice of being lesbian and having afffairs with Galadriel, also lesbian. The great Sauron the gay would be jealous of Aragorn and Legolas so he would send is gay army of gay orcs to put gayish stuff everywhere. Then gay Frodo and homosexual Sam would lost the ring (too deep into Frodo's *** and when he would fart, the ring would have gone in the gay mountain and who would spit gay lava. It would have saved some life in the end

And a happy ending for all 😛

He was not gay.

it'd be cool if he was though.....i always knew he was... 😛

jajajaja......legolas? but he is very sexy.....I love his face in kingdom of heaven.....but.....all is posible! 💃 💃

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
it'd be cool if he was though.....i always knew he was... 😛

IF
he was gay, and that's a big IF, he'd probably try to get it on with Aragorn.

However, even an elf with blonde hair who kickes ass THAT well and quick can't be gay.

Then im sure the fellowship and middle earth would still have accepted him for the handy, trustworthy and good in battle elf he is.

Yes they would as a matter of fact...as they're not so weirded out by such things. Hell, if you've got orcs, and hobbits and such...what's one gay elf?

well, i wudnt av cared coz he CANT ACT well in LOTR hes ok and POTC but everything else, nuh ah

Originally posted by Fëanor
Yes they would as a matter of fact...as they're not so weirded out by such things. Hell, if you've got orcs, and hobbits and such...what's one gay elf?

i dont think he is

Originally posted by Fëanor
Yes they would as a matter of fact...as they're not so weirded out by such things. Hell, if you've got orcs, and hobbits and such...what's one gay elf?

What if Eowyn & Arwen & Galadriel were lesbian lol 🤘