what if legolas was gay??

Started by DarthLazious6 pages

Why do you guys think he is gay?

Originally posted by DarthLazious
Why do you guys think he is gay?

Lol well I don't know how many people really think that, but it's fun to ponder what it would be like if it was true 😛

Originally posted by golem370
What if Eowyn & Arwen & Galadriel were lesbian lol 🤘

Then my right bicep would rival Arnie in his prime while the rest of my body withered away and my skin turned slowly transparant from sitting inside in the dark with the dvd on loop. Basically.

LMGDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by The Inkeeper
Then my right bicep would rival Arnie in his prime while the rest of my body withered away and my skin turned slowly transparant from sitting inside in the dark with the dvd on loop. Basically.

😂

apologies to all fans of legolas and gimli, but i reckon they would have much more fun riding through the middle earth had legolas indeed been gay... ;-)

this is a kinda stupid thread. why does the gay thing HAVE to come up so often?? just cuz the elves are more.....feminine then the men! and dont grow mustaches and beards?? might as well have a "gay hobbit" thread, oh brother, srry but its just sick and im not diggin this at all. 🙁

Originally posted by Batman Returns
this is a kinda stupid thread. why does the gay thing HAVE to come up so often?? just cuz the elves are more.....feminine then the men! and dont grow mustaches and beards?? might as well have a "gay hobbit" thread, oh brother, srry but its just sick and im not diggin this at all. 🙁

we just enjoy sick and twisted humor, dude. 😉

sorry you aint diggin' it though. 🙁

Originally posted by Batman Returns
this is a kinda stupid thread. why does the gay thing HAVE to come up so often?? just cuz the elves are more.....feminine then the men! and dont grow mustaches and beards?? might as well have a "gay hobbit" thread, oh brother, srry but its just sick and im not diggin this at all. 🙁

aww they're just trying to have a bit of fun hun hug

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he is gay real real gay

Originally posted by Batman Returns
this is a kinda stupid thread. why does the gay thing HAVE to come up so often?? just cuz the elves are more.....feminine then the men! and dont grow mustaches and beards?? might as well have a "gay hobbit" thread, oh brother, srry but its just sick and im not diggin this at all. 🙁

Agree. Elves are more feminine than masculine but then some of their attributes, such as everlasting loyalty and belief in their quests are highly commendable and probably swing theb alance back to the masculine side 😉

most definitely it is. 😉

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
most definitely it is. 😉

😂
Originally posted by gandalftheblack
Agree. Elves are more feminine than masculine but then some of their attributes, such as everlasting loyalty and belief in their quests are highly commendable and probably swing theb alance back to the masculine side 😉

✅ 😛

Originally posted by Flying High
he would like men instead of women...

😂

well... I guess, in the first line, many screamy little 10-13 year old girls would not be Orli fan. Right?

Originally posted by The Inkeeper
Then my right bicep would rival Arnie in his prime while the rest of my body withered away and my skin turned slowly transparant from sitting inside in the dark with the dvd on loop. Basically.

😂 dude, so yes ✅

Originally posted by eezy45
😂

well... I guess, in the first line, many screamy little 10-13 year old girls would not be Orli fan. Right?


also true 😛

Originally posted by Batman Returns
this is a kinda stupid thread. why does the gay thing HAVE to come up so often?? just cuz the elves are more.....feminine then the men! and dont grow mustaches and beards?? might as well have a "gay hobbit" thread, oh brother, srry but its just sick and im not diggin this at all. 🙁

The gay hobbit thread can be arranged. 🙄

LEGOLAS IS NOT GAY

yes it's true.... legolas is defnitly gay